Chris’ parents are in town which means I got to sleep in until NINE this morning

the evening was a bit of a fiasco bc we tried to go out for dinner but there was a 45 minute wait and then when the food arrived it was like. pretty bland

Callen was up past his bedtime and he didn’t like the Mac n cheese so we had to use everything in our power to prevent a meltdown. But he was genuinely so good

like this kid is actually so patient and pleasant for a two year old, and I got him home and into bed before he hit his limit but it did mean leaving a little early

not what we had hoped for a special birthday dinner for Chris, but his actual birthday is Tuesday and I’m gonna make crab cakes

it was just a bummer bc our babysitter couldn’t do it and then neither could the auxiliary

so we had to subject Callen to a boring and frustrating time for a little kid. But like I said he weathered it so well all things considered

we have also started watching Task on HBO and I was jumpscared by Phoebe Fox with American Accent. I love her so. She plays quietly cunty so well

(Fifi’s pb)

suddenly motivated to try this show

same i was mildly interested but not really in the mood for a show that appeared to involve zero women, so nice to know she's there

yeah it’s something we’re watching bc Chris’ parents were into it but I like it so far

there are some good woman characters actually!

I would not have had any interest in it tbh. I’m into the story tho

I've been making fun of it for the transition from mare of easttown to no women town so this is a good endorsement ty

I had literally never heard of it before we started watching it

but I was sold with 'it's by the same people who did Mare of Easttown'

we're only on episode two but I can think of two woman characters off the top of my head who are Pretty Great

it's the story of mark ruffalo and his many children

and the other guy and HIS many children + children he didn't bargain for

he only wants to be in my office which means this is how we look out the window

tall dog man needs a suit and tie

top hat

oh he SUPER needs a top hat

they're the same

its true

this except "stop generating mucus" @ myself

my stomach's upset again this morning and my kneejerk response was like CHRIST WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM NOW

but I think the answer is as simple as 'the gallons of mucus that I have not been able to catch and displace' (this is gross sorry)

miserable. why are bodies so bad at things. ad hoc ass evolution

into the sea with them

just spoke with the faire entertainment director, I'm gonna have a stage set next year

at the kids' stage, which is ideal bc I won't need a mic and she set me up during peak Naptime hours at my suggestion

my favorite thing to do at the Atlanta faire was sneak off behind the main drag where people were lying drunkenly in the grass and/or trying to calm angry bitties and I'd play for them and it was Mellow Time

returning to my designated evolutionary niche as soft voice pretty songs make people pass out

wait isn't that what jigglypuff does

sick of feeling like shit >:U

you deserve a break from feeling like shit

and i am excited for your jigglypuff era

your final form

we're converting the crib into a toddler bed today and I just got two cardboard cuts on the pads of my right index and middle finger

fuck meeee

oh no to fatal injury but toddler bed is a BIG DEAL

the bread knife of papercuts

it is!!

they’re the same

omg they are please frame that

that's sooo cute

Adorable!!

without violating my NDA all I can tell you is this summarizes my job the last two days

I'm on the right

oh no

I love my team

remember when he was sterling size

I fell in a facebook hole and have taken massive damage

i do remember when he was sterling size 😭

took me a minute to realize "ship it" wasn't like. romance ships.

also look at that faaaaaaace

toddler bed!!!

my back is saved

god he's such a happy little guy

he’s been having a great time with his grandparents

I’m gettin ready to wake up at 2:45am and fly to Madison

it is gonna be a rough day but at least I get to spend three hours in DFW for some fuckin reason

update: this sucks (being awake)

say hello and fuck you to my home metroplex for me

sorry about your awake

hope you get airport drink

I’m at the airport Chili’s

I got coffee. It’s too early for other drinks

I’m still on PST it’s only 9:30