Chris’ parents are in town which means I got to sleep in until NINE this morning
the evening was a bit of a fiasco bc we tried to go out for dinner but there was a 45 minute wait and then when the food arrived it was like. pretty bland
Callen was up past his bedtime and he didn’t like the Mac n cheese so we had to use everything in our power to prevent a meltdown. But he was genuinely so good
like this kid is actually so patient and pleasant for a two year old, and I got him home and into bed before he hit his limit but it did mean leaving a little early
not what we had hoped for a special birthday dinner for Chris, but his actual birthday is Tuesday and I’m gonna make crab cakes
it was just a bummer bc our babysitter couldn’t do it and then neither could the auxiliary
so we had to subject Callen to a boring and frustrating time for a little kid. But like I said he weathered it so well all things considered
we have also started watching Task on HBO and I was jumpscared by Phoebe Fox with American Accent. I love her so. She plays quietly cunty so well
suddenly motivated to try this show
same i was mildly interested but not really in the mood for a show that appeared to involve zero women, so nice to know she's there
yeah it’s something we’re watching bc Chris’ parents were into it but I like it so far
there are some good woman characters actually!
I would not have had any interest in it tbh. I’m into the story tho
I've been making fun of it for the transition from mare of easttown to no women town so this is a good endorsement ty
I had literally never heard of it before we started watching it
but I was sold with 'it's by the same people who did Mare of Easttown'
we're only on episode two but I can think of two woman characters off the top of my head who are Pretty Great
it's the story of mark ruffalo and his many children
and the other guy and HIS many children + children he didn't bargain for
he only wants to be in my office which means this is how we look out the window
tall dog man needs a suit and tie
oh he SUPER needs a top hat

this except "stop generating mucus" @ myself
my stomach's upset again this morning and my kneejerk response was like CHRIST WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM NOW
but I think the answer is as simple as 'the gallons of mucus that I have not been able to catch and displace' (this is gross sorry)
miserable. why are bodies so bad at things. ad hoc ass evolution
just spoke with the faire entertainment director, I'm gonna have a stage set next year
at the kids' stage, which is ideal bc I won't need a mic and she set me up during peak Naptime hours at my suggestion
my favorite thing to do at the Atlanta faire was sneak off behind the main drag where people were lying drunkenly in the grass and/or trying to calm angry bitties and I'd play for them and it was Mellow Time
returning to my designated evolutionary niche as soft voice pretty songs make people pass out
wait isn't that what jigglypuff does
sick of feeling like shit >:U
you deserve a break from feeling like shit
and i am excited for your jigglypuff era
we're converting the crib into a toddler bed today and I just got two cardboard cuts on the pads of my right index and middle finger
oh no to fatal injury but toddler bed is a BIG DEAL
the bread knife of papercuts
they’re the same
omg they are please frame that
without violating my NDA all I can tell you is this summarizes my job the last two days
I love my team
remember when he was sterling size
I fell in a facebook hole and have taken massive damage
i do remember when he was sterling size 😭
took me a minute to realize "ship it" wasn't like. romance ships.
also look at that faaaaaaace
toddler bed!!!
god he's such a happy little guy
he’s been having a great time with his grandparents
I’m gettin ready to wake up at 2:45am and fly to Madison
it is gonna be a rough day but at least I get to spend three hours in DFW for some fuckin reason
update: this sucks (being awake)
say hello and fuck you to my home metroplex for me
hope you get airport drink
I’m at the airport Chili’s
I got coffee. It’s too early for other drinks
I’m still on PST it’s only 9:30