think about that

all skaters must go at the exact same speed

Sure hope there's no first-time skaters on the rink.

if everyone is going at exactly the same speed and one person slows down, everyone else is now banned

Losing my mind at “him (her)”

Least efficient way to write that

you could make this make sense AND accomplish your implicit goal here with a two-word sign

"NO PASSING"

the fact that this was composed, written, formatted, printed, and posted means somebody failed at a minimum of FIVE POINTS along this process

hate that

or they deliberately made it infuriating so that people would actually read it and remember