stares at my line up of blorbos
still having fun playing abby he's just so oh no im just a pretty boy honest uwu
since i picked him up he's about to take bobby to pound town and also let mystery feel him up. he's so busy no one can ever say he doesn't work hard JINU
where. is this abbobby thread btw that's like one of my fav rarepairs LOL

my agenda of Abby being smitten
THEY CAPTIVATE ME YOUR HONOR
this thread is so fucking funny and hot and cute I love it
uwu I've been having a lot of fun with Abby and Bobby
missnaya: hell yeah to more fanart of the sillies
gonna see if i can manage some things before i have to get to bed LMAO
i might tag out first and do the tling when i have more time instead actually!
you have to go to bed?! its morning!!!
overnight workers gang lol
technically i will not go to bed until like 4pm but yes!! LMFAO night work life.......
no wonder you're always tired lol
you sleep like 2 hours before waking up to go to work
5 HOURS IS PLENTY OF TIME

doubt
who's always struggling to stay awake at work?????????????
ALWAYS IS A BIT OF A STRETCH.............
oh nnnnooo!! overnight work gang sounds rough
but look ill take overnight where i can avoid as much of the population as possible any day
even if sometimes i meet some of the
IM NOT THAT TIRED anymore
it def can be a little harrowing on overnights lol
nighttime makes some interesting folks come ou
shout out to that time i was chilling in the lobby and a dude with a halloween mask just stopped on his bike, waved at me, and rode away
it was not even close to halloween
but ok being from upstate ny erik is going to be in a State for a while looking around at everything. its freaking him out lol
i guess ill start a counter for how many times erik flips off cooper

the first time lol
me squinting at this emote like what is going on
I think I see a tiny middle finger
a clearer one !
IM HOME SLAMS RIGHT INTO SHIT

he's such a butt
i feel like he's the kinda guy that you can't tell when he's playing dumb or just actually being dumb aside from the times when he's making it blatantly obvious lol
exhibit A lol he is blatantly being petty LOL
Jinu like I hate you and your stupid sexy abs
Jinu you recruited him bud
but also Bobby agrees, huff stupid sexy abs
ronsencock: he needed an attention-seeking demon with hot muscles ok
he sure did
abby lives to be A Problem
can he just help Jinu destroy the world so he can stop having to face the excruciating reality of his mistakes thanks
GOD FORBID HE HAVE FUN WHILE HELPING FUCK THE WORLD UP GOSH
okay but what if you guys just, stopped destroying the world and became vegan demons, no more souls, eat normal food uwu~
lived up on the surface and help get rid of the demon king?
but he doesn't want to have to accept the fact that he did a bad thing
why do that when you can just forget it entirely?????
abby here with all sorts of holes in his memory like no yeah I agree much happier this way lol
but it's fun up here and you can kiss cute humans instead of eating their souls!
what if he kisses cute humans AND eats their souls uwu
what if he kisses Rumi and forgets he was ever human
I mean not that first part wait
laughing at the thought of jinu running off to kiss rumi and Abby running off to kiss Bobby
Jinu: YOU'RE FUCKING AROUND WITH A HUMAN?? HUNTRIX'S HUMAN?????????
YOU'RE FUCKING AROUND WITH RUMI?!?!!? Bobby around here worried about the PR nightmare that could happen if people find out the manager for Huntrix is fucking around with a Saja boy and Jinu is out here messing around with ONE OF HIS GIRLS
They're all so fuckin messy lol
YOU FUCKING THE LITTLE SQUISHY HUMAN IS NOT
if that helps you sleep sure!!
HE DOESN'T SLEEP ACTUALLY
BECAUSE GWI-MA KEEPS TELLING HIM HE'S AN AWFUL PERSON
this is why he thinks u gotta fuckin RELAX buddy
coughs have you guys considered therapy?
talking about what he did???????????
hmmm no THANK you sounds like a scam and also Bad
bobby says it's not so bad, really!

writing my tl in a notebook cause that somehow helps me get it done lol
Bobby sounds like a liar and a fool
Abby you have terrible taste
his taste is flawless fuck you!!
he's a 10 but thinks therapy works. L
400 years of brooding with a tiger and a bipa followed by attempting to kill thousands of people and subjugate humanity under a fire mouth so you can forget what you did is much healthier
so uhm. checkmate liberal
um wow excuse you it's not perfect!!! but it could help gosh!
how?? by making him feel so so sad and judged????????
me picturing them having this argument and abby is in the background checking out his guns in the mirror and pretending not to listen
sometimes you have to face your past and fears in a non judgemental space uwu
how can ANYONE hear what he did and NOT judge him he's the WORLD'S WORST PERSON EVER and no one could EVER LOVE HIS SINS
what I'm hearing is we need a threeway thread
when the kpop brings us back together
FUCK YEAH
lol just a cute squishy human and two handsome demon oh noooo uwu
what ever could happen he ehee hehooo
not me JUST getting ur tag notif
it's okay I'm at work anyway gotta wait till I get home to reply
I only got til tomorrow morning to get all my rp in before I lose internet on Large Ship lmao
speaking of only just now getting notifs lol
in one gpsl it has just taken to straight up never notifying me after a certain point in ANY thread
this is why I've started keeping every thread open and just check it every once in a while lol
I need to do a proper thread tracker for sure lol
I suck at those I'll just keep 203038292 tabs open it's easier on my brain LMFAO
I suck at both options rly but that's bc of tab management lack of skills more than anything
when in games I used to rely on the tag system but then I was like
i should do a simple thread tracker lol
plus its just nice to look at thread trackers and be like wow uwu i've done so many things with this character yay
i don't use fancy html stuff tho, otherwise my ass would never keep up with it
maybe I'll try and keep a simple one cause to be fair I don't think I've tried yet LMFAO
i just have a separate page on my journals and make a new comment each month
like thread tracking charts and stuff can be so nice and pretty looking but
i fight enough with html for other things I like to make pretty
yeah i dont know how you do it at all i get so x_x lol
OKAY i figured out what ill do
ill keep writing my tl so i can post it mondayish but i also will prob have company over so i wont get to be TOO into event things until prob later that night. ALTERNATIVELY i can do nested comments and just. go from there?? but mostly i think i will tag out!
yeah a lot of people in the game do the nested comments way uwu! that way you can just add more top lvls as you want
everyone so efficient
it's mentally just so much nicer on the brain doing each prompt one by one
instead of having to do up the entire thing at once
yess its great cause my brain gets really dumb and overwhelmed easily lol
brains be silly like that

fake torso shot lol but man i need more clear pics of all his tattoos PLEASE
thats the first time im seeing that broken bullet hole like tat on his arm though that's neat
his body in

is just. so much scar. so many scar.
gotta get his nose ring back stat
he's like a bull with no nose ring
he'll probably be a little bit self conscious about his nips lol and his poor penis..............................
no sex cause his weenis is sad
he can join Warren in the sad weenis club
he just got a nasty little scar u.u
lol still love that this scene was so brutal then richard harmon was like ok but you KNOW he's got another piercing......you know where it is.......... and then they added that
smh he really just wanted erik to suffer lol
he's a huge final destination fan and really said nah my guy's gotta have the worst death in the history of the series and i respect him for that lol
and i did a THING there is a
prompt ayy
everything he says is bad
i have to come laugh at the fact bobby has suggested therapy to three demons now
well. they need it LMFAOOO
actually in a fic I'm writing my plan is to make BOBBY the Saja Boys' therapist in my au eventually lmfao
u.u look having to deal with the demon king, maybe talking to someone who isn't ruining your lives actively would be good!!!
bless Bobby's heart he's too good
or you know, they could all have an orgy with him in the middle of it
abby votes for that option instead
bobby is just a man okay, he has filthy selfish thoughts uwu
he deserves to have filthy selfish thoughts ok
but maybe he shouldn't act on them! u.u he'll still feel like he's betraying his girls!!!
sleeping with the enemy!!
sounds like a personal problem!
Jinu: where are you all, we had practice today
Mystery: no we had orgy with Huntrix's manager today, where were YOU?
Jinu: you had whABBY GET THE FUCK--
Abby: hee hee hee [running away faster than Jinu can chase him]
they were doing important espionage jinu!
‘espionage’ and it's dicking bobby down
I mean it counts as behind enemy lines technically
abby will take one for the team and put himself behind enemy lines u.u he's so brave u.u

how noble of you, abby
mystery can join too, there's plenty of room
sounds like a fun time tbh
Jinu:
get a load of mr no fun ever over here!!!!!!!
STOP GETTING DISTRACTED BY HIS SQUISHY LITTLE BODY AND DREAMY EYES
look jinu you can join too
plot twist fucking Bobby makes him stop hearing Gwi-Ma's voice for a little while like when he sang with Rumi
then he hogs him NO BOBBY FOR ANYONE ELSE HISS
WOW DONT BE FUCKING GREEDY
there's more than enough of him to go around
but also he might need a little break okay
demon endurance b like whaaaaat
come on come on COME ON FUCK HIM MAKE THE VOICES GO AWAY
then it turns out the same effect can be achieved by just. openly and honestly talking to Bobby
i mean look bobby is not complaining about the sex... he's been so focused on the girls that he's really not been getting any in a while
BUT YEAH YOU COULD JUST TALK TO HIM LOSER
HE CRIES LESS DURING THE SEX OK?????????????????
so so messy abby says as if he's totally normal and ok
also writing down my tags before posting them makes me move so much faster it's incredible lol
it's nice to find something that helps uwu
I just did 3 tags in like....idk how long but much quicker than usual lol boutta do some more ay

sonic asking if knuckles knows his own bday and knuckles like 'wait shit i dont'. me like it was definitely tradition to go out and fight something bigger than you on that day lol tho I think technically his bday is in Feb
got a notebook to use for poetry and ended up using it as my tagging notebook LMFAO. i mean i can do both, it's just funny
and some word puzzle things..............
yes i have 50 sketchbooks but i want to draw in THIS ONE lol
honestly every single notebook or sketchbook i have designated for something does have MOSTLY that thing but there's a little bit of everything because i hate being told what i can or cant do even if its BY MYSELF lol
you at yourself like YOU'RE NOT MY DAD
also lol erik torn between being scared of dying in some freak accident again and staying inside vs spitefully going out and about anyway. you know his ass sideeyes the shit out of seemingly random things sometimes
i need him to be talking to someone and he gets distracted seeing like a window with jagged bits of glass or something and working out in his head how that can kill him from 20 ft away
the glass will fall out of the window and bounce across the street and one shard will perfectly leap up and slice his throat and he'll bleed to death in seconsd
that is EXACTLY how it would happen ok
i will try and get tags out through the day but i have company coming over boo. i know that sounds rude but its company that kinda doesn't respect my time and its really fuckin annoying lol
but we'll see!!!! if not then i will most likely be around tonight
wish i could afford to live in a slightly bigger place lol what happens when you dont live alone and in a tiny apt

working on tag outs now and maaaybe ill get. another tl up. WE'LL SEE LOL
tho im kinda happy with the amount of tags to my tl and going around tagging out so maybe to not overwhelm myself ill keep it to that. i can play with sundowning still i dont really NEED to make a tl for it lol
but i do want his ass to get a bit messed up
get in there erik, bother all the people uwu
also i didnt talk about this here cause i forgot but his gift is an hourglass that stalls misfortune when turned for a heartbeat WHICH I LOVE. thats so neat. the glass gets thinner each time tho so i imagine that shit gonna break lol
he still has to figure out that that's what it does lol tho it would be funny if it saves his ass a few times and one day just breaks and he has no fucking clue. just "um ok guess my cool hour glass is broken now damn"
it was cracked but he didn't think it was that bad!!!!!!!!!!
u.u rip to the hourglass when it goes
when he finally gets his prison tattoo machine set up and tests it on himself maybe he'll tattoo the hourglass with a RIP underneath cause he's so unserious lol