I'm waiting for Fully Plotting

But it's almost October, my favorite time of the YEAR, and I am excited for the horrors

Bring us the horrors!

bangs cutlery on the table, HORRORS! HORRORS! HORRORS!

they got married offscreen

3 beautiful children

With northly having somewhat welded herself to pom post imprint experiment, I wanna have gale walk in on them where pom is naked (because he was shifted) and northly is pinned under him for maximum misunderstandings. Because the three of them are in a sit-com.

Oh my god. That's how things end up getting explained - Northly sees Pom is Bad At It and goes into fix-it mode

Pom and gale: dying of embarrassment
Northly: hi gale!!

That's his reaction to that

fortheloveofgodmontresso...: plays right into the sitcom

The real horrors were the sitcom we built along the way

LOL

Yeah, she will finally piece together that oh, they are genuinely conflicted and uncomfortable over this??? Esp with the pair bond emotion sharing happening

Harley, offscreen in her wedding dress, holding several babies: GET IN THAT SANDWICH

Gale is low key a freak but not That kinda freak

He'll keep his sandwiches literal

Then Northly can conspire with Rowan to lock Pom and Gale in a room

or, if not a room, an igloo

gotta be a room, Gale can melt an igloo but wouldn't light a fire in a room he's trapped in