saheon: If the murmur has a million haters I’m one of them. If it has 1000 haters I’m one of them. If it has 1 hater it’s me. If it has 0 haters it means I have left this world. If the world is against murmur I am with the world, if the world is for murmur, I am against the world

i was going to be a wise guy here but he's valid for that actually

i love that its a mindscape ngl nobody DM him its like this in here

this is a disaster shaking my head.... projecting his murderous thoughts in 4k sigh sigh

i swear i can do normal CR his inner monologue of imagining people die is his charming coping mechanism

i was rereading last night and kept laughing at him getting really excited by the idea of his abusive family dying. he was having a whole extended fantasy about everyone in the world suffering

treat for him

characters who spend most of their time thinking about murder are truly a delight

ok to do list:
-top level
-mini toplevel on the lortel thing ( i mostly just want the "magically falls in love prompt" because its so funny)
-tag out to the people i promised id hit

aftertaste do you want to wrap up our thing from the tdm so we're free for october?

ive been mulling on how to end it or we could just handwave

BUT IF WE ENJOYING...THEY CAN PLAY IN THE NIGHTMARE FOR AS LONG AS WE WANT

oh i was planning to wrap us up when they pass through the banquet hall in like the next tag round, but we can totally handwave if you prefer that

ah hell yeah ill reply and let you do it then!

ill get to that once im done with toplevels so pls be patient if it takes another daaaay

ye it's np take your time

IM FREE

i cant look at it anymore. theres probably typos but i wont see them until someone comments so its too late for me now

i love the timestamps

coming for your ass imminently

do it so i can see the typos already

they'll only appear once you comment

manifesting typos that didnt exist before into reality with my comment

and yaaay i liked them too. gotta know how unstable we all are by the time of day

and randomly picking irl ny locations for no reason (my own fantasy)

i probably laughed a bit to hard at my own joke here but bro is simply flabberghasted...

this type of guy is simply not in saheons wheelhouse he will assume you are mentally unwell... you've lost it

update: he got owned after this

also stalking the npc threads this morning! sad bc i can't think of a reason to start one in character even if i want to

i am happy for him

he should buttdial murmur an npc

ugghh @/ espera get out of my school

meanwhile adolphes thread with sleep was SOOO cute

it isn't........ he is having a manic episode

yes perfect accidentally tell her to get out this is his turf

his manic episode IS cute

no... saheon being a stinker is cute also links this because i saw it and thought it's so funnyJi|지우☁️ (@stopitadd) on X

this will be saheon after adolphe is done with him (he will continue to insult adolphes entire bloodline)

but fr this is actually so cute. quietly rts on my secret gdcg twitter

hes such a bastion of thoughtful advice to the citizens of somnia

just stop feeling bad. its that easy. everyone does that.

he's annoying me right now bc someone is being unresasonably nice to him in a thread (stop it) and im like would he tsundere out or be like. Yes. I am the Most Deserving. Longest Suffering. Most Innocent Person ever.

the problem is both feel true...my little attention whore

<- guy who wants to sell your kidney online

i like that sticker

how saheon looks at you when he's in trouble

hes got something in his mouth and wont spit it out

STOP yeah. exactly.

your item, probably

what lighter choi. he doesnt remember you giving him any lighter

i'd love to see him try ngl

but i love seeing him do anything if i'm honest. ur saheon is so cute and fun. really channels his energy from canon i fear

choi should put him in a headlock until he gives it back

and thank uuuu im glad hes coming across OK. canon doesnt treat him serious which is good for me. i think ur doing a good job getting #thefumbler energy for choi going too here... our lame little diva agent

yippee ty 🥺 i keep saying it but i gotta... every saheon tag... a gift 2 me. i'm SO glad i could sucker you into gdcg

and yeah it'll be something like that surely

u knew my type too well.... he is like sara's charmless older brother

hii i wanted to fess up because i was thinkin abt it earlier when doing your tag but you have a great grasp on saheon, when you play him, it really showcases his personal pov chapters from the comedic effect to his raw fear of dying and willing to sell people out to keep himself alive. like saheons no good very bad day

annie got him funny as hell but balanced so well because you know none of this shit funny To Him

i kept reading this over and over and it really felt like reading a page outta his chapters so i just wanted to chime in and let you know i dont go here but wanted to add my 2 cents as well

i lumped all these commentaries together so dw idgaf but ALSO

putting the fixed one here bc im playing toys.

why is ho getting all my attention rn well he's been really cracking me up. idk the red/pink difference is all vibes based

i just like things

sorry for putting bruan soleum in yellow im not a big objecthead person but also i think its really funny that they are exes

also choi and soleum is funnier if its chois giant unrequited crush to me

inbox today

actually hit up the npc contact too...sorry miss espera hes greedy greeedy

one day ill think of a reason for him to yell at sleep but he's a scaredy cat sigh

i want to tag out a few more times too since i had a few threads wrapping up but i keep getting distracted laughing at this icon whenever i tab back to write them

No Hesitation

i need to make him a cr chart bc he would keep exacting mental notes on who is willing to give him food and items.

choi. caelus. sunny. maaybe espera if he rolls well.

laughing so hard realizing adolphe and saheon r tethering without ever introducing themselves

glancing at eachother in the murmer like OH SO THAT'S HIS NAME....WHATEVER...

saheon and his beautiful nameless friends.... sacrifice yourselves for him

it isn't important you know.......

tags without context

should have linked this smh but i dont want to spam w/ edits

next tag....you will all see saheons beautiful artistic visions.

pause. let me tune in

worlds best geography teacher

sara would have taught caelus RIGHT too bad you get saheon who will half ass it and assume you have brain damage

cute...........

saheon just sara with none of the charm points. and unfortunately that's the charm point in itself

talking to ivan is frying me man victim blame the trafficking victim ok man

choi gonna get them outta there and saheon like idk...have you tried not being enslaved?

saheon

if he was a girl he'd text like this

this situation somnia has me in rn

YOU ALL ARE BEING TOO NICE!!! I DONT HAVE CANON BASIS FOR THIS....!!!

ugh i have to pull up the boat chapter dont i

glad i screenshotted all of it bc i hate navigating the official site.....sobs

i am glad everyone is trying to domesticate him with kindness

ITS CUTE...its working

sorta. theres still nobody he wouldnt sell for a high enough bidder but ehhh he'll at least charge for the trouble of some of you

now everyone pls believe in me tagvana is achievable tonight if i Lock In

my reward is a i get to start a new PSL this weekend

this cr is making me a bit sick. ngl.

12 tags -> 3 tags today. go me

could probably tagvana...but one of those is meaty ill do (1) more and then go to bed...