Beat his first form

Second form did some kind of magic shit for like 3 seconds and then I took 996 damage and died

so

that's progress!

oh my god

the stubble

the thong

the bulge

the pet leopard

flawless, no notes

my genuine reaction to dionysus the first time:

I also love his first thought was Meli was just female Zag and was like BRO, NICE TRANSITION

I've made this joke before but Dionysus genuinely had the thought Zagreus transitioned before he had the thought that Hades might have fucked more than once

I mean you’ve met him

RIGHT WJDJWJW Dionysus like well I know Hades fucks because of Zagreus but that was like a one-off, right? yeah,