this is only mild hyperbole I swear to god it is endless

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH ME? AM I ALLERGIC TO OCTOBER? IVE BEEN OUTSIDE, LIKE, ONCE. I can't possibly be sick. Can someone let me live.

oh god that's right my job interview is tomorrow. woo! hopefully things don't get rescheduled again. you literally never know with public transit agencies.

Please hire me, port authority, I swear I am a good writer and also that I will stop sneezing.

Good luck with your interview!!

GOOD LUCK

MWAH BREAK A LEG

BREAK ALL THE LEGS

GOOD LUCK YOU GOT THIS

LUCK!!!