hello from the chilis at DFW

Im going to eat a chicken sandwich

I have been up since 3am

A well deserved chicken sandwich

I’m gonna draw smut in this place

I’d wait and do it on the next plane but a lady watched like all of Wicked over my shoulder as she informed me so I’m not sure that’s the best play

chilis is the best thing about airports

imo let her look she'll find out quick if she wants to mind her own business

I need peace to do my important work

there’s a little kid Callen’s age having a meltdown by the gate and I am bereft

I miss him

it is illegal to pick up and comfort a stranger’s toddler

life update: bought sun chips then ate two and realized I didn’t want any

I will hoard them like a squirrel

i once accidentally picked up a stranger's toddler and i did not go to jail but it was very awkward

they were a little too close to the street and instict kicked in before "it might freak someone out if you picked up their child" did

I think that’s allowed tbh

I’ve decided it is

5k

lots of suicide memorial teams here today. hurts to see but I’m glad NAMI exists

ahh good, glad you guys got out for it

be extra proud of us please

NAMI does some good work!! good job supporting, good job walking, good job not dying in heat (drink water!!)

that is 2HOT

but also congrats omg

I drank lots of water and was also the hydration and sunscreen police for everyone else

that's so hot for October. nice work all of you

my friend is an amazing Sweeney Todd and the entire cast is great, especially for community theatre

this is where I most confess I think I just don’t like Sweeney Todd, my most nuclear take to date

but I am having a good time

and I’m thrilled for everyone involved

corn maze with dad and Uncle Tom

we survived... but at what cost

get corned...

also you're not alone i don't think i care much for sweeney todd either

mines of spain(?) park

We’re in Iowa to hang with Dad et al

I am unreasonably stressed out by my circumstances here and I truly mean unreasonably

I’m just so annoyed all the time and I feel like a bastard bc I love my niblings but everyone (including me) has had a head/chest cold over the past week or so and the two of them keep doing the just. horking noise deep in their sinuses. so loudly

and I’m at the end of my tether before I’m like HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT BLOWING YOUR FUCKING NOSE

I fly home tomorrow it’ll be okay but Christ they’re both old enough to know it’s rude and disgusting right, am I insane

also my sisters house is invariably so. SO messy. There were spiderwebs everywhere in the guest room before I gently asked her to get rid of SOME OF THEM

BECAUSE WE ARE BOTH ARACHNOPHOBIC

this is a land of absolutely rampant ADHD with nothing done to curtail it and I’m crawling out of my skin

I love them all so much and I cannot wait to leave and I am preemptively stressed out of my mind about Callen being here for A WEEK

arachnophobic adds an extra level to the wee bb cami spider video

oh 100% that’s why I was holding the camera

anyway I think Sterling is also on her way out so I’m just in a shit mood

my nephew caught me drawing on my iPad so now he’s drawing on my iPad. I gave permission it’s fine

Sterling apparently completely unloaded her back end on... their food... this morning which suggests to me she is not quite doing well mentally

oh no i'm sorry

and that all sounds kinda hellish

im sorry, it's so hard being away from them when you're already worried and stressed

yeah

I’m trying not to spiral but being constantly confronted with people who have No consideration is getting to me

they are kids but they are imo old enough to learn how to not bulldoze through conversations

im sorry its stressful!

I took a fucking chill pill and chatted with my sister about ways we can make the guest room a little more accommodating for when Chris and Callen are here

it’s gonna be ok I’m just feeling a certain way

man that is a lot to deal with. glad your sister was receptive and glad you will be back in your own space soon.

ok

travel day is going fine

I’m gonna get a DRINK on the PLANe. let’s be bad

i can picture your exact expression while saying that

kimmi?????????

like i know they share a lot of similar sounds but it feels so different

I literally spelled it for her Lana

abyssal

oh forgot I took this over phoenix

full moon!

using all the skills I’ve learned this weekend to enrich the guy crowding the fuck out of me on the light rail despite there being a billion open seats

cough cough snort honk

lol you spelled it for her NO