He's watching that Halo series, and he's chatting with me about it between episodes

"I don't get it, it's a lot at once"

I don't think you're supposed to get it without having knowledge of the games.

"Yeah, I still like it. Oh! You know what I really like about it?"

What dad?

"The rocks. I really like the rocks."

Of course you do

To be fair

Rocks are rad as shit

He is... obsessed with rocks. He just bought 10 giant boulders to set around the driveway with

If they don't change colors with the rain, he doesn't like them. He is Particular about Rocks.

I have absolutely given him a rock for his birthday

And it was "his favorite" LOL

He already has one rock garden and he is threatening to make another

ahhh classic