fucking CHRONOS

and zagreus!!! it's so good to see him again!!! CRIES

i still haven't made it past prometheus going north but also i was stopped at eris until like. yesterday. so progress is progress

also it was with lim and oros LMAO those things really are the peak, BUT!! I ALSO FINALLY UNLOCKED THE MECH SUIT so that's my next run for sure

YAY

i havent touched the game so idk what any of this means but

YAY

HAHAHSLKJDG;SD

i decided to do One more run and made it to the end of the north route too now so GODDAMN--

IT'S GOING WELL IS ALL U NEED TO KNOW

DAMN OK WELL. BITCHBOY DID GET ME

i can't see his stupid health bar but i think i was close

that was my first run using the coat, too. goddamn. tho i wouldn't have made it that far if not for athena

(specifically she gave me back all of my death defiances when i was limping my way along to prometheus with none of them LMAOOO)

did a couple runs since this, none successful, but i made it to chronos with the dumbest build ever called "nobody would give me the fucking boons i wanted"

but MOSTLY i was going down there to collect poppy seeds so I could continue to try and shake hynos like a coughing baby

hypnos* even

Athena's boon that gives you back all your death defiances has saved me. so many fucking times, truly

LITERALLY IT'S. THE BEST BOON EVER MADE

me running the 3 you get from the arcana cards + toula + the lucky tooth HLSKDFLGL;ISD

OHHHH I FUCKING GOT TYPHON FOR THE FIRST TIMEEEEEE

hey shout the FUCK out to the warm breeze duo perk that heals u every time you fucking dodge plus the self healing infusion, you ROCK

once again the blade and sickle are my best bitch

Lim and Oros are bestie material for sure

i'm legit just using the aspect of melinoe that ups my backstab damage like woah and it just. Kills

i also took hestia's keepsake at the start and got her scorch effects on basic attacks Literally First so

oh yeah with that and also Apollo's boon iirc that increases even more backstab damage when foes are dazed you shred through things like paper

oh my god i finished the thing to wake up hypnos a second time and AM I GOING TO HAVE TO DO THIS A THIRD FUCKING TIMEEEE

THREE. THREE FUCKING TIMESSSSS. GOD DAMNIT

he is a sleepy boy!!!

I KNOW but i thought i was so close, sobs

man people on my TL like omg i beat the main hades plot at 50 hours! and i'm like. bitch how

really the problem here is because i'm terrible at fighting fucking prometheus and i need soooo many fucking serpent scales but I CAN'T GET UP THERE

ugh i really should just. turn on god mode and stop. doing this to myself. i had to do it in the last game for a bit too. and just. ugh

god i turned on god mode and still lost to prometheus three more fucking times before i beat him again KLJSHDFGJKSD

and OF COURSE i only got. 2 of the material i needed. bc dies

at least now nemesis will take off all her clothes and go in the bath w me

genuinely it's really funny bc for all the issues i'm having with prometheus, i can fuckin. thrash chronos for funsies at this point

me: omg i did the thing that lets me kill typhon once and for all. i'm gonna take off all my darkness, use my preferred weapon, gonna get up there and do it

also me: fails three times in a row and tosses my switch into the sun

No you got this alex

I believe in you!

WEH thank you mey ;;

it wasn't even in the same place all 3 times too i was just like. hello??? hello. motherfucker

TYPHON ERADICATEDDDDDD

last night was just not my night ig LMAO

i mean

i think that is so relatable LMAO

some nights just are not it with gaming

sometimes brain and hands say bad