Don't Touch The Bison

What Eagles See (when a native finds them)

Rowdy Rez Uncle Sayings

Ancient Whyte Burial Ground (Part 5)

Pumpkin spice........... NO!!! It's indigenous! It comes from AMERICA! D:

If Native Americans Went To HogwartsWhy can't you be like the other villains? Lord Vader took over a whole galaxy! And Sauron in Lord of the Rings took over all the land. And you... you tried to take over a high school and FAILED??? Fucking Loser

When You Can't Tell If The Rez Dog Is really A Rez D...

Robbie's heard the drums at least twice a month almost his whole life but he still kind of wants to run away

Freaked out at Jurassic Park binge by Moosey

If Native Americans Went To Hogwarts (Part 3)You're gonna need a new owl now. You sent an owl to the reservation? It's gone.

When You're Trying To Be A Warrior But You Have Alle...Me & Kyle. He wants me to re-enact with him buuuuuuuuuuuuut

Did My FBI Agent Just Send Me Pizza?

If Zombie Movies Took Place On Native Reservations (...I was gonna say your (native) character has to say "Naaaaaaaaaaay? :V"

If Horror Movies Took Place On Native Reservations P...Think you're scary or what???

Also I love that he has the same kitchen as us :V For the first few videos was like "ayo cuz when'd you come over? Why didn't you say hi? T_T" Was reminded a lot at Jonny's wedding because he looks like him

How The Haudenosaunee Declared War on Germany and th...here you'd like this one

Why You Don't Whistle At Night | Learn Something New

Grandma, when did you start saying 'ayo'?

Wakwawi (The Indigenous Reason Why The Appalachian M...this too

couple decades ago fuck off

no way you did get out of here

Yeah-huh it's not fucking gen z shit it's my blending A'ho and living around Boston and trying to make myself intelligible to multiple peoples >:TTTTT

i don't know the why of the rules just that they exist

i don't whistle outside at night and if its dark and my dog starts barking at things i can't see we go RIGHT inside

Smart

now- my bro is a magnet for weird juju and i wonder if any of the critters in Appalachia are trying to get him

i just have some trickster locking me out of the house

a lot of them have been taken care of in the last 12 months because

HOW DO I SAY THIS

-- Because things are mayhem enough and we need happy loved spirits not spooked and demons eating others etc.

woodrift: Sounds like Loki's style :\

it's a mechanical combination lock so it's easy to get back in, but that's not my late grandma's trick (she messes with electronics) so I'm just here like REAL CUTE YOU WEIRD CRITTER WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

attention

damnit Loki I'm not even your nerd

ikr? I was like "Sir, there are a WIDE swath of fangirls who drool over you" but he doesn't like them for that reason so

Bit of an arbitrary mess

Play tricks on others with him -- is what he wants, ymmv

ah. i suppose that makes sense

maybe it's D and J acting in tandem.. the only way out of this... MESS is going to be Comedy

Is a 16 Inch Worm Too Much?Not che Jim but I wanna share

Air Pod Sleep Paralysis Demonthis is the one I was looking for

So recently I kind of spooked the fuck out of a sleep paralysis demon and I was told "Do not torture them D:" and I was like "Okay but it was really funny..."

maybe I'll get some ridiculous snack and put it in the food closets. Makr folks laugh

they're usually full of like... canned beans and canned greens

When You Catch Your Rez Dog Breaking Character

Where the Buffalo Roam: Tribes Lead Bison Return for...yes good

When locals manage protected Amazon rainforest areas...

Female Gooners Must Be Stopped"Morning Glory Milking Farm is actually a profound critique of late-stage capitalism and toxic masculinity. -- In this [sic??] tingling sensation in her coochie is actually the tingling sensation of Marxist revolution."

I'm crying tears of blood, that this is popular and mine is not

.....

"popular" babe no

Just remember, some people need to learn how to read at all before they can read yours.

babe the fucking numbers

its doing numbers right now

again

Don't focus on numbers. They have to learn to baby step before they can climb trees

*bites thumb
Do I jump back to CRC? is monsterfucker in?

do I bandwagon?

At least we know there's a market. The market is heavily manipulated and I'm working on that but don't get distracted

Focus on TAB because you already mapped out the timing for it and then CRC or buddy-cop is your call but

Monsterfucker isn't going away as a genre

but people tire out?

Monsterfucker is so popular that I'm getting ads for books with ladies having sex with werewolves against my will on FB

full chapters

so go live your freaky life, there's an audience

(i don't hate the ads but they jumpscare me when I'm in mixed company,)

I mean they do. But have you seen how many mystery subgenres there have been in the last century? Monsterfucker is not going anywhere. It's also low-risk easy entry level.

okay. I'll still have to finish my book sooner than later

it's just like you said, babe. you might like this video

I'm really annoyed with Shoe on Head for a while since she's basically either financially or ideologically compromised and following along the "extremists anecdotally" examples rather than the scientific data empirically shows etc.

But yes; it is well known that, nuerologically that is the case

"[Men want] a ten-foot tall dommy mommy vampire with giant tiddies, meanwhile women are like 'I wanna fuck the pollution monster from Ferngully'."

Lesser known is that men actually do require emotional sustenance too and thus accidentally abuse their own psyches

......................

I blame Tim Curry

Clearly if you make machamp a woobie you will have all the thirsty fangirls

? I didn't know you felt that way

but this one is pretty good

/head kisses for the bae

I don't want to knock your enjoyment, by all means

That implies I was dumb. what did I do this time?

No you aren't ;~;

Head kisses for the good boy!!!

... okay

Fascinating. The common denominator with these books is apparently the horrible unlikely monster is sweet, protective, doting and caring

like a rejection of whatever common held view of man is

"dating monsters is safer than dating actual men"

or, there's the chaos theory: masculinity has been so demonized, that for the women who still like it, one of the last socially appropriate ways to access it is through masculinity that isn't man at all

It isn't that last part

Remember when I said Dad bod was more preferred by woman than a super OTT athletic guy who works out all the time?

Women (generally, exceptions are granted including me) are much more afraid of being seen for their looks and so work harder than men to generally value personality and basic morality more, as that's the golden rule (in the hopes men will do the same for them etc.)

SOCIALLY women are not having their empathy beaten out of them by toxic masculinity concepts so it is a massive superpower for reading

Making the man literally non human adds a gentle buffer to the otherwise SCARY DANGER of sex for women's extreme empathy (another reason most women don't like video porn) and slightly titillating fantasy edge/thrill from purely intellectual fantasy (another aspect women genuinely need in sex and that men are either unaware of or neglect)

SIR (@SIRArtwork)

it feels good to be called sexy, regardless

You are very very sexy and have the biggest dick energy of anyone I've ever met

How can you SAY THINGS LIKE THAT on a message board and refuse to hold my hand in public

I HAVE BEEN LATELY

AFTER A PROLONGED STRUGGLE

See above wrt "buffers"

and she has the absolute gall to call herself the moron-sexual

I'm just coming in to say that Tim Curry can make anything sexy

That voice tho

right?

it's the vibe

i mean he treated himself as a muppet

his role in Rocky Horror was amazing

he had no reason to go that sensual as Hexxus

So would we date the pollution monster?

yes. bc the pollution monster was created, like Frankenstein's Monster or the hot blond naked man in Rocky Horror

it's not his fault that a large portion of human men are assholes

(i said large portion, not all. current company and Fred Rogers are obviously excluded)

tbh I'll gladly date a Mothman over most white men in my area on the border of Pennsyltucky

Fascinating! That's what a lot of responses were like to the "Why would you date monsters?" question on Reddit

I mean i can definitely see why. I escape to fiction because reality is so shitty sometimes

head empty, only sugar and lamps

roflmao

It me fr fr

all the sugar goes straight to my boobs

I love you

kopperhed: i wish to thank you bc my brain is trying to cast Rocky Horror as Muppets but I'm running into a snag

bc i want Meatloaf to be pummeled by muppets but Tim Curry treats himself as s muppet...

anyway. welcome to a look at my brain. it needs dumb stuff to chew on.

I am glad to have been a degree of inspiration for you

roflmao

I need to see Rocky Horror Muppet Show

Tim Curry can just be... Tim Curry as he was in the Muppet Treasure Island

Well what about you then? Do you like weirdly, otherworldly, or monster men characters?

Me or wooddrift?

you

No I like glasses, super short beards/scruffy and passionate men that are otherwise directionless. The werewolf/turning into a piglet (Ryoga)/demon-theme (Zoro, Ace)/etc. is as much as I'll take for sprinkles.

It was actually a bit galling imo that they were so determined in Cafe Enchante to make it all monster themed that they turned Rindo into a mutant rather than let him stay human like chill guys.

But I always have this problem. I like Smoker because I see MYSELF as Smoker. \:|/ In Obey Me I'm 99% overlap with Lucifer. I do like Diavolo

but the formal tie wear :| annnnnnnnnnnd it's straight back to "Because I see myself as Lucifer"

basically you and me. I have too many younger siblings, you're an only child and find it refreshing in small doses. I'm a workaholic who just wants to read and you are the prince of the world and oblivious to it just hyperfixated on being my bff while I try to figure out how to emotions instead of world domination

see I'm ok with monster fucking bc i accidentally had an immortal shapeshifting hedonist of a jellyfish manifest as an OC

cares about nothing but sex and drinking even though he's technically a scientist tasked with... preventing nuclear armageddon 2.0

Interesting. Calling Zoro and Ace the barest hint of monster-ness because they have a theme is a curious take

I'm a simple guy. I don't particularly seek out monstergirls, i just like cute girls and big boobies. If they happen to be half snake, that's cool

Yeah I do like um naga women randomly

"randomly" she says like it isn't super fucking obvious and on point every fucking time

"If it's Lilith x Satan not by name but thematically" that's the it

I'm not a furry, but huge boobs are huge boobs

bara because I am hella masculine even as a woman (just supremely tomboy) so I like my guys to be either more masculine or like Ace so I can be brat-tamer-y

but again like

my tastes are not really comparable to the rest of the world so do not use me as litmus in anything

Except with like "as a jumping point to discover more about your own tastes"

what the heck is a brat-tamer

/glances at Aggro CC

One moment

Brat Tamer Tips: How to Tame Your BDSM Brat - Kink L...

o i c

tbc I am generally un-box-able so do not start trying to fit any specific archetype or I'll be annoyed :V

This is just as-explained-to-me-by-friends / research etc.

I never tried to

I know

Just want that understood. I have no complaints, only love <3

i ask people questions to know their unique traits, it's why I ask

My Illness Is Chronic But My Tits Are Iconic by dank...

I need that shirt

haha

I'm so proud

XDDD

Layna Finds Papa Nurgle's "Dad-Bod" Sexy~There's something inherently abominably horrible about women finding xenomorphs/Alien sexy

are you kidding me

they either punch through your brain with a mini-mouth or USE YOU AS A LIVING EGGCASE

You know what, I can only now think of "bear over men" idea now

we did this. men as a whole are reaping the results. women would rather risk a facehugger than date a man

"I was disappointed when Beast became the prince"
There has always been monsterfuckers, it just was in the deep dark closet

"To be protected and loved by a big beast... (uncomfortable moaning)"
You know what, screw it *takes notes

I cut limits at Nurgle. Loving the avatar embodiment of rot, pus, and disease is incomprehensible.

GET OUT OF HERE

"I'd marry him as long as he didn't give me the flu."
"Oh girl that man is giving you every STD and disease"
"As long as I can breathe through my nose"
"DO YOU SEE HIS INTESTINES AND HIS BOILS"

Oh okay she's a vtuber of death. Welp

/SHUDDER

"I was disappointed when Beast became the Prince" yo Billie Piper said that too and that Rose Tyler would definitely miss her alien

Yeah I am foooooooooooooooooooooorever side-eying that she loves Nurgle. Just. Ew

oh you watched it, cool!

But I do FEEL like the disappointment over Beast being human is because it's reverse Satan

Maybe also as you say; men did this

i have my strong suspicions

Women would rather a bear/facehugger than man

it's a survival technique now

just "I know what the danger is with that alien okay"

That too just

Stockholm-esque

POINT IS,

I think I'm out here, doing some good, trying to get women to step back from the facehugger and plaguebringer

Yo how much did I ever tell you about Ralph & May? (and if you say "who" i know the answer)

rofl

in all seriousness the "bear over man" just means they know the danger better, yes

yup

tbf bears ARE less dangerous but

like i have two supervisors: one is known to be a real Jekyll/Hyde, and another one is nice but inscrutable and cold

I'd take Jekyll any day of the week, because I understand them.

I can't get a read on nice but unreadable

... nice redundancy, kyle

I feel like "nice but inscrutable and cold" is 99% how people would/should describe me so I'm CONCERNED

you missed my point, though I chose the words poorly

I've stumbled around and missed beats with 'nice but inscrutable' because I can't get a read on them

Then again, you're kind of good at fielding bipolar so maybe?

Ah

CC you're an open book

BUT PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHAT PAGE TO TURN TO

It has three pages

oi oi

Kyle: "Page one boobs. Page 2 Ice cream and other sugar foods. Page 3 'Imma lay here on my couch and plot world domination. Now shoo.'"

JUST BECAUSE IT IS TRUE --

Open BookListen, those all describe my cold demeanor GOSH The boobs seem so inviting, but it's a trap!

One says "Paladin," the second one says "thicc," and the third is a reference page, with acknowledgements to God and sugar

I mean I'm also eating ice cream right this second so

hot

What flavor?

I like how i gave you more credit than yourself

It was mint chip, out of the box my dad left in my freezer

I wouldn't say almond, but I would say white Christian patriarchy.

*all men

damn voice to text it's early

if it weren't for the masculine dominated colonizer attitude, which seeks conquest over everything, including the women in their own communities, the world would be very different

Yes, but not necessarily perfect or even in a place to get far better than it could there.

The advantage to the idiocy of the conquest toxic masculinity is 1) it is predicated on assuming its own strength so it purposely must ignore and downplay its weaknesses and cannot counterbalance or strengthen them and 2) women, science, intelligence, peace, wisdom, love, and the power of empathy are vastly underestimated and they are always innately

stronger in being more durable & able to weather storms better than rigid inflexible fake hegemony. -- The native American parable of the weeping willow vs. the oak

Oak snaps in hurricanes, weeping willow might seem more hysterical, easily blown about, but its flexibility allows it to handle the storms and its greatest strength is in its roots, whereas the oak's is in its trunk without but because it's rigid it snaps and fails

Or put VERY simply; which is stronger? A man who insists he has no flaws, or one who knows his own flaws and constantly works to ally himself with others to make up for it?

One of the dreams I am putting in the Lilith movie is of a timeline that is no more. The Europeans didn't reach the Americas until the 1800s because Columbus couldn't get any kingdom to fund his voyage. By the time they did, the cult of the dragon began to spread from South America north with cocaine and sacrificial frenzies. The Native Americans were

so much more advanced; they learned how to use the trees still alive to create living architecture, entire cities of interconnected trees and bushes. The martial arts outrival all our current knowledge with exact pressure points and the medicines were likewise -- not more advanced than 2025, but FAR more advanced than 19th/20th century

The Europeans didn't advanced that much. They didn't have the interconnectivity required to.

As excited as I was to meet new peoples etc. and show them how to grow trees & food faster than they knew, etc.

The dragon cult spread like wildfire and the hellish scene as they activated in my tribe will never leave my memories. I fled West with my European friend though we only shared about 15 words and most of it was still struggling to learn each others' words, and the entire midwest USA was scarred with the winds of the Holy Spirit raging. It wasn't just

tornado scene. It was permanently raging dustbowl storms and tornados all year long. There was techniques the natives developed to ride the winds, and then sleep out the worst of the dust storms, and it was safer than the dragon cult

But all the stories I learned from native mythology hadn't been listened to. They were too long arching, and no one could see them as they took generations, so they only sought out the immediate effects and "did their best" but that left wide gaps for someone to take advantage of it.

Fuck Columbus, don't get me wrong.

But multiculturalism is humanity's greatest asset and the only way to achieve becoming better than the past; to see the best of the best of the best and help others reach their best. In isolationism only stagnation and grief will be found.

tbf thinking a little about it, the dragon cult was pretty conquest/domination oriented, but all of it was priestesses and more diabolical, about waiting for the exact right time -- and very fear-based. They were worried about losing culture/identity to foreigners/other tribes and there was a belief (among the cult) that solidifying behind a singular

identity would help preserve it and the people =\

(it didn't)