Overbringer
1 months ago
A while ago I made a plurk about the humble flanged mace, but since then I have been made aware of the Bar Mace, a weapon that would seriously fuck you up https://images.plurk.com/2lCwVtmlcwG3zBR3lcmGKO.jpg
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Overbringer
1 months ago
It's not very clear from that picture but it's supposed to be like the size of a baseball bat
Neo Quinn
1 months ago
jesus
Overbringer
1 months ago
It is not a precision instrument
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Overbringer
1 months ago
Even more than a traditional mace, this is just a weapon for breaking bones
Overbringer
1 months ago
You get a good swing with that and armor isn't really going to help that much
Bolt Vanderhuge
1 months ago
Oh fuck
Bolt Vanderhuge
1 months ago
I took one look at that thing and I'm just like fucking nope
Overbringer
1 months ago
"I have honed my sword's blade it a razor's edge. If I drop a hair on it, the hair will be cut just by gravity" that's nice
Overbringer
1 months ago
How long did that take?
Overbringer
1 months ago
My bar mace has a bunch of nicks in it from breaking razor sharp swords
Overbringer
1 months ago
But it still works
Overbringer
1 months ago
I have been very slowly developing an interest in historical weapons
weaponized screwdriver
izzy.vrm
1 months ago
this just looks like the historical equivalent of getting whacked in the shins with a fucking i-beam
Overbringer
1 months ago
This interest has revealed a truth within my soul
Overbringer
1 months ago
And that is:
Overbringer
1 months ago
Swords are overrated
Overbringer
1 months ago
Bludgeons are where it's at
I maintain that swords are better for visual media because MUCH easier to draw the wounds they inflict
but bludgeons are cool
Overbringer
1 months ago
Depends
Overbringer
1 months ago
There are plenty of ways to depict a mace wound even if it's just like "oh that arm should not bend there"
rose time
1 months ago
I wanna see a fight between TWO guys with these
rose time
1 months ago
it would sound. so horrific.
Overbringer
1 months ago
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG
Neo Quinn
1 months ago
an advantage edged weapons have in fiction is that it's easier to buy someone getting a cut stitched up and healing from it relatively fast
Neo Quinn
1 months ago
whereas getting hit by a bar mace just changes the shape of your leg, forever
Overbringer
1 months ago
Okay here's a thing I heard once that really resonated with me
Overbringer
1 months ago
Swords are a symbol of nobility
Neo Quinn
1 months ago
although if people involved are super strong
Neo Quinn
1 months ago
then bludgeoning is cool as shit
Neo Quinn
1 months ago
just trade huge smashes to the face while screaming
Overbringer
1 months ago
They were expensive to make because they took a lot of metal
Overbringer
1 months ago
If your commoner hero is given a sword then, symbolically, you are elevating them into the ranks of the upper class
Overbringer
1 months ago
They are now someone who MATTERS
Overbringer
1 months ago
Heavy armor is also a symbol of nobility, but in a different way
Overbringer
1 months ago
Poor people don't own plate mail
Overbringer
1 months ago
Typically you have people who's job is to help you put it on
Overbringer
1 months ago
While you're wearing it you're a faceless menace
DoNotChristmas
1 months ago
the bar mace is a decent bit of metal but it doesn't need the material quality required to hold an edge
Overbringer
1 months ago
Plate Mail is representative of the POWER of nobility
Overbringer
1 months ago
Warhammers and maces are weapons designed to fight guys in armor
Overbringer
1 months ago
So if you want to have your hero's energy be focused on dismantling unequal power structures
Overbringer
1 months ago
Give them a mace or warhammer
Neo Quinn
1 months ago
know what's an underappreciated place to put maces, I think?
Overbringer
1 months ago
A sword lets the hero ascend to nobility
Neo Quinn
1 months ago
mecha.
Overbringer
1 months ago
a warhammer lets the hero bring nobility DOWN
Overbringer
1 months ago
quinn2win: Say more right now
Neo Quinn
1 months ago
a mech with a flanged mace is a mech designed to make your opponent's mech be impossible to repair
Neo Quinn
1 months ago
you aren't just beating them you are RUINING that equipment
Overbringer
1 months ago
You are on to something here
DoNotChristmas
1 months ago
looks at iron-blooded orphans, obviously
Rama
1 months ago
Parts of IBO are very much "this is how and why people used particular weapons in the middle ages"
Rama
1 months ago
Anyway I am with Cobalt in the Polearm Supremacy camp but maces are also very good
Overbringer
1 months ago
I'm pretty neutral on Polearms
Rama
1 months ago
(Polearms are great for dealing with that other great symbol of nobility, the horse)
Overbringer
1 months ago
Something there
Neo Quinn
1 months ago
I think the guy with a shardhammer in stormlight is smart. the armor already kind of disperses damage into the plate rather than get cut
Neo Quinn
1 months ago
so just hit it with some actual weight
Rama
1 months ago
(As well as being nicely symbolic of densely packed, highly cooperative formation fighting)
I am now imagining a mecha whose primary armament is what I am going to call the Ruiner.
Overbringer
1 months ago
Shardammers a pretty common equipment for people who own a suit of shardplate but no shardblade
DoNotChristmas
1 months ago
thus, the lucerne hammer is the ultimate knight slayer
you know how warhammers have the head but then the spike on the other side
Overbringer
1 months ago
They tend to break after a while and need to be replaced regularly because shardplates are ridiculous
Friendpatine
1 months ago
the closest Mikazuki ever gets to using an actual sword in season 2 is that for awhile the Barbatos Lupus has a mace that is vaguely sword shaped
Friendpatine
1 months ago
but still definitely a bludgeoning weapon, not a cutting one
Friendpatine
1 months ago
and I love that for him
Overbringer
1 months ago
Didn't Mikazuki have a katana for a little while
Overbringer
1 months ago
And he's like "This kinda sucks"
Neo Quinn
1 months ago
yeah
Overbringer
1 months ago
And then went back to ridiculous maces
Friendpatine
1 months ago
for awhile in season 1, but he never uses it aside from delivering the coup de gras to the Season 1 Final Boss
Overbringer
1 months ago
love the bit in the Hashmal fight where he grabs that ridiculous huge guts sword from that one guy and is like "hey I'm borrowing this"
the weapon I am imagining is just. a giant mace. but beam emitters on one side to just make a kind of beam wall.
beam side shears the armor off the enemy mecha. the mace side then mangles it beyond repair.
is it as effective as just the beam melting whatever it destroys? no. but it sends a message.
Friendpatine
1 months ago
and that's even sort of a desperation tactic because all his other weapons have been wrecked by that point and he's had to make a deal with Barbatos to give up part of his body's functioning to have mpre power.
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