I feel like left is too obvious so I'm gonna say right

Left.

It is, in fact, the little one

Don Julio 1942 Tequila

16.99

Compared to the 10.99 bottle of Four Freedoms gold rum

50ml vs 1750ml

Four Freedoms is worryingly cheap for the amount of it you get, I've not tried it myself, but

Four Freedoms is passable for mixed drinks

I am told

I’ve never drunk it myself

Mainly it’s for people who want to go from upright to unconscious in as economically efficient a fashion as possible

sounds about right

But every time I see that tiny little bottle out of the corner of my eye I get jumpscared by the price

And have a moment of like

“My chosen career may be fundamentally ridiculous.”

Eh, most jobs are, when you think about it.

You've got like plumbers and surgeons doing shit that makes sense and that's about it.

A tablespoon of liquid for $17

Apparently a full sized bottle is $96.99