#brainstew 
Day 2 of painting what keeps my up at night #artproc...
"pink sand beaches."
THAT IS A VULVA, MA'AM.
A coochie.
MA'AM.THATS A WHOLE COOCHIE.
no way that isn't comment bait lmao
the sparkly star clit on top of everything else
the comments are cracking me up.
her liking them confirms my suspicions but i have no issue with this whatsoever
get paid queen
HAHAHAHAHAHA
its like ragebait but instead of poisoning the discourse its bringing us all together
to go, "that's a pussy!"
something we can ALL agree on, finally
bless the people posting horny shit in the cate dunlap tag to drown out the discourse.
god i haven't even looked in the gen v tumblr tag i assume its a wasteland
i saw some people being mad that stan edgar is around.
i saw someone excuse ashley's behaviors as her being in survival mode at vought.
a claim that the men responsible for making homelander aren't punished as serverely as the women.
?????
stan edgar isn't portrayed as a GOOD GUY lmfao
It was about Stan Edgar remaining "unpunished."
he's USING HIS GRANDDAUGHTER AS A FUCKING BODYGUARD
SHE'S A CHILD
I MEAN HE'S NOT GONNA GET 'PUNISHED' IN GEN V IT'LL BE IN THE BOYS
IF AT ALL
Also did we forget that Vogelbaum was popped like a balloon?
also did we all watch the same episode where he killed all his torturers but left a woman alive??
stillwell got her FACE vaporized??
ashley gets zero sympathy she CHOSE to be part of that whole fucking situation lol
she knew EXACTLY what kind of place it was and said 'more please!'
She also kept using her stress as an excuse to be heinous to other women and to A-Train.
VIRULENTLY racist toward a train
Being in survivor mode doesn't excuse sticking Blue Hawk's heart into A-Train.
nnnnnnnnope
Homelander sure as fuck didn't think of that.
Tbh the convo came off as racist
Like this Black man hasn't been appropriately punished yet!
eesh
But the white women have been punished!
The survival mode thing with Ashley just
guys
that's pathetic she fucking raped hughie
was that Survival Mode lol
what's happening to ashley is funny BECAUSE she was such a bootlicking freak
stillwell was implied to be fucked to homelander since he started at 16
YEAH I WAS GONNA SAY
STILLWELL KINDASORTA GROOMED HOMELANDER
she took CONSTANT advantage of that
and she yelled at starlight for talking about her sexual assault
SHE HURT OTHER WOMEN ALL THE TIME.
also maeve got like... a happy ending basically??
she exited the story intact, with her gf???
zero dudes have had this happen as far as i can remember lmao
The shit with her son was clearly a fucking power move against Homelander.
esp considering SHE GAVE HER BABY V
THE BABY WAS A TOOL
ceo of vought making her baby another product is WILD
you see, ashley let maeve escape. therefore she deserves more respect from the writers/fandom.
lmfao thats an absurd take
the writers love giancarlo eposito too much or something
also ashley looking like she was going to nut when homelander ordered the deep to suck a-train's dick.
YEAH
she absolutely would've whipped out her phone
Her then having the nerve to ask A-Train to run with her.
ashley is a gross little creep & i love her but also its hilarious how cooked she is lmfao
IDK MAN, I FEEL LIKE THESE FANS LISTEN TO TOO MUCH TAYLOR SWIFT.
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THE 'PUNISHMENT' ANGLE
LIKE..> ITS A STORY LOL
U KNOW TERE ARE NO REAL CRIMES... DO U WANT LESS SCENES WITH GREAT ACTORS BEING HAMS???
if they knew that the character stan was based on survives unscathed in the comics
honestly i was expecting him to survive bcuz ppl on his level just keep on truckin with no consequences lmao
i feel they would all piss, shit, and die
at most maybe his stocks take a hit
he lost control of vought and went to prison
that is a pretty big damn punishment for a man like him.
and now he's HIDING IN A BUNKER FROM HOMELANDER
WITH HIS GRANDDAUGHTER BODYGUARD
homelander who got away with killing a man in public
ASKING DUMBASS COLLEGE STUDENTS TO HELP HIM
he's not doing amazing!!!
also like if people want to bring up isms
stan mentions once he can't afford to act out. that's a white man's privilege.
OH MAN yeah!!! wasn't that FIRST SEASON he said that??
he clearly hated having stormfront around.
SECOND WHEN HE TALKED WITH BUTCHER.
YEAH.
the punishment talk is so maga coded to me honestly
well SOMEONE has to be in trouble!!!
i think that person is BAD so if they aren't PUNISHED i'm gonna be UPSET!!!
He is a Black man who took control of a nazi founded company.
He probably fought fucking harder than Ashley and Stillwell.
The writers aren't appropriately punishing the Black villain!!!
Do you all hear yourselves???
honestly its the same people who run queer artists out of town while gobbling corporate slop
I am annoyed that Cate has been through the wringer while Sam is like...there
amazon is owned by Bezos, chill out lol
we're all paying Daddy Cueball
cate has suffered enough i think lmao
SHE'S BEEN WOODCHIPPERED.
But also Cate did hop right into Homelander's arms and let her friends get taken for her oopsies.
HAVE SAM INJURED, TOO
god i wish we would've had a cate/homelander scene
that would've been so funny & unpleasant
idk sam feels useless story wise this season
sam is just like. there.
i kinda wish they'd written him out but i guess they needed him to koolaide man a wall
emma only being into guys when the tail girl is right there also... snooze
he is an easy plot device.
harper is so cute.
waiting for her powers to come in clutch
emma, abandon the white men
become a wlw
forget about them emma u can do so much better
i showed eli the scene of cipher slapping the crispy critter.
they were um. what.
hahahaha
WE HAVE QUESTIONS TOO ELI
pink little dumpster baby
man i wonder how many of those dead babies were from parents of color
even stan thought the program was 'a waste'
marie & victoria were some of the only positive results, homelander is kind of the outlier
i wonder if stan had a moment of guilt
godolkin has that ENORMOUS NAZI ROOM after all lmfao
so i am kinda
if godolkin is cipher
his line about einstein being pro civil rights for blacks
i know this from experience that racists will make weird logic loops
but also
nazis tend to not reform at all
yeah i feel like they're edging us until the last episode on what the deal is there
MAYBE penultimate
stormfront had a century to reform but she didn't
all she did was use modern terminology to cushion it/disguise it
she learned to dogwhistle
yep
it was ALL white dudes in that room godolkin ran to
and we're still not sure why he was running 
lol imagine if godolkin was too dumb to realize he was working for nazis and his panic was him running to warn his coworkers this was a nazi company
after he found the nazi room
HAHAHAHAAHAH HONESTLY
THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY
GUYS DONT TAKE THE NAZI JUICE!!!!
THIS IS A NAZI PLACE, GUYS!!
oh shit, they took the nazi juice
oh shit, everything is on fire.
my only wild theory that doesn't hold up under scrutiny is that cipher is Ground Zero for supes but he doesn't have any actual science skills he's just Devious
so he needs Godolkin alive to solve SOMETHING
possible he's immortal and doesn't want to be??
the gross shakes
BUT IDK. GODOLKIN BEING IN CHARGE OF CIPHER MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE BUT
yeah i kinda just. i can't see a nazi speaking about a black queer girl like she's the second coming of christ.
YEAH THATS AN ISSUE.
he's obsessed with marie, he loves fuckin Sage
godolkin discovering abruptly that the company founded by a nazi is making nazi juice is my new go to lmao
but he also wants to cull "useless" supes.
possible he shifted his supremacy to supes instead of whites
but again... if he's a nazi they don't reform so
WE NEED MORE INFO!!!!
maybe?
EXPLAIN
AMERICA EXPLAIN!!!
GEN V, EXPLAIN
i am gonna go with rabbit being a little odessa baby, and that cipher held her up like baby simba after she killed her mom.
SCREAM
sounds about right
i honestly see him doing that with marie, too
probably thought about taking them home himself
very boring work tho
him being a dad would be terrifying.
he would be a micromanager for sure
one day off a milestone? baby jail
okay, little marie, i need you to pop rabbit's legs off. rabbit, you better regrow those quickly. i'm timing you.
BABY JAIL.
baby jail is time with grandpa in the tube
GOD HE WOULD ABSOLUTELY MAKE BABIES FIGHT
GRANDPDA IN THE TUBE
FJSDJFLKJGKLJGLK
punishment is lotioning grandpas scabs
shauntae why haven't they cc'd us personally the information we need to theorycraft
its so fucking rude
we need to be INFORMED.
AHSHDKJFHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
the baby jail.
IN YOU GO.
the cat is marie
cipher seems so uninterested in winning marie over i'm worried he's trying to get her to max out her powers so he can just possess her and use them himself 
altho marie.... leaving jordan AGAIN.... i do not think this is a wise choice even if it feels like u are protecting the people u love
marie keeps being difficult.
for him.
i have to say this is the first 'young person show' where i don't get annoyed when the young people do stupid stuff
CAUSE IT MAKES SENSE. THATS JUST MARIES CHARACTER.
she's only ever had to look out for herself & coupled with her self harm, i GET that she'd leave to 'protect people' and handle it herself
YEAH
EVERYONE IS DUMB IN A YOUNG WAY
NOT IN A STUPID WRITING WAY
and the one person she wanted to see the most rejected her.
i understand why but annabeth... it was vought!!!
not marie!!
she hesitated big time to say she defeated luke up until she learned annabeth didn't want to see her.
it's easier to lash out against a person on your level vs lashing out at a company.
yeah its sadly so true to life
which is again why its not frustrating to watch on a level where its bad writing
glances at The Boys lol
i really hated how hughie's rapes was treated
were treated
good lord
insanely tone deaf considering the tone the show usually takes
it was bad
very bad
i kept waiting for it to like, come up, or matter. and then it was a joke???
very unpleasant vibes
i know i was joking about baby fight clubs minutes ago but i am a complex being
fjksldJLKFDJKFLSJFKLJFLKDJFKLSJFKLSDJKGLG
LISTEN. ITS FUNNY WHEN WE DO IT.
srsly though i could see cipher training baby marie by making her pop and repair rabbit on repeat.
its insanely in character
it's okay to mess up since she heals!
i think the hughie stuff bothers me bcuz they ONLY show kink as a thing that BAD GUY FREAKS engage in, and then i guess diffuse it as a joke bcuz the people who raped him are WEIRD
so its FUNNY
(no it is not i did not laugh)
OH NO
LMAO BUT OH NO ALSO
thats like a CARTOONISHLY EVIL thing to do!!!!
istg parody is dead
cipher raising the gen v kids.
ashley is a domme freak! laugh about it!
cake farts!!
then the shapeshifter bragging about doing "buttstuff."
unfortunately that has always been a part of it but i was willing to let it slide i guess. BUT ITS OFTEN A RED FLAG, TO CONFLATE KINK WITH POOR MORALE FIBER
IT IS!!
the butt obsession
lol the original comic took it a step further with rampant transphobia and homophobia.
kink is bad but it's EXTRA BAD when it's gay
jack from jupiter being left out he was so rancid.
at least they didn't keep that piece of shit in
and are showcasing how vile transphobia is
and how much jordan is punished for having a femme presenting side
GENDER DUPLICITY or whatever lmfao
ITS SO TRUE
garth ennis would have had poor jordan raped/killed within minutes
the whiplash that comes with watching the show and then looking at the comics.
marie would be a nymphomaniac who makes dicks explode or something
since garth ennis has such WEIRD FUCKING IDEAS about black girls
THE WHOLE SHIT WITH MM'S DAUGHTER
I MEAN. MM NEEDING HIS LITERAL MOTHERS MILK
YEAH
mm being constantly emasculated
cishet dude once got deeply offended that people called garth ennis racist.
he cited how jesse custer kills kkk members in preacher.
i then brought up all of the boys.
he still tried to um, actually me.
garth ennis seems like a rancid little man but i DO enjoy the boys/gen v so i must live with this
very weird to me when ppl can't just acknowledge a thing they enjoy is made by a dirtbag with bad ideas
i still enjoy a cheeky lovecraft short but i KNOW that guy fucking sucks
'ohh his wife was jewish' i don't care!!!
he was a racist little weenie!
he still had a cat named after a slur
i like the exorcist but i know the author was a homophobe.
cis white people have a hard time accepting when their "heroes" are revealed to be scum. when marginalized people are always waiting for the other shoe to drop.
how long until the creator does a transphobic thing!
or says something racist?
or is a rapist.
god. going back talking about cipher's baby fight club. it's less depressing.
THINKING ON THE WHOLE STAN EDGAR THING. He never has a guilt moment, while Ashley pulls her hair from guilt and stress.
AGAIN, BACK TO STAN SAYING FREAKING OUT IS A WHITE PERSON PRIVILEGE.
i kinda wonder if he's a parody of obama.
dude with massive charisma but lol, war crimes.
Why do I bother checking tags on tumblr???