/adds extra jeers

okay i know it's not the point but i'm pretty sure ghost of yotei has already sold a million copies

svensational:

... plurk please

PFFFF HAHAHAHA

that was supposed to send with that ping dflkhj

God. One of those looks like an actual fucking human being

It's hilarious how obvious this was done through some kinda AI image generator

Like this has to be satire, right? Come the fuck on.

we can laugh at the anime-poisoned GaMeR all week now!

they also took the texture from her clothes

RShini: Yeah that'd be due to the AI filter

OwlKnight: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING THOUGHT LMAO

it's so funny when weirdos like this do this to games that are by and far one of the most anticipated games of the year that are guaranteed to bring in big numbers like that lmfao

"IT WOULD'VE SOLD SO MUCH BETTER" where's that one gif of the guy wiping his tears with a stack of money

yes i'm sure sucker punch is AGONIZING over the money lost

Like I was saying in Owl's plurk

I don't

actually think Atsu is super attractive

GO WOKE GO BROKE they say to the AAA game having sold almost 2 million copies not even a week after its release date

But like who the fuck cares?

If I want sexy girls in my games I have games for that

sometimes it's okay for a girl protag to just look plain and normal

ah yes, woke games NEVER sell, as we get the triple threat of Silent Hill f, ghost of yotei, and hades 2 all within a couple weeks of each other

I play the Ghost games so I can massacre a dozen samurai in an orgy of violence

or how silksong literally broke both steam and the nintendo online store

and by sometimes i mean always

I like how Atsu and Yuna both have such distinctive faces

yeah

They aren't just Hot Girl

yeah they look like real people

if you took away their signature colors and just gave me a neck-up shot of their faces, you can tell who they are

Atsu's got a prominent nose and Yuna has a really round face with wide cheeks

the girl from that dork's imaginary game would look exactly the same as every other

let's also add, boobs that big with no support aren't gonna stay in that cleavage position

This is part of the Gamer Tantrum that games aren't exactly like they were to them 15 years ago.

so this is who those sidebar advertisements with all the women who look exactly like that are aimed at

man like, there's never been any kinds of big AAA games like this

gooners lost their absolute minds

Git gud gooners, if you have any kind of talent you can find something sexy enough about her without needing to change her design

hell, I don't even think Jin was all that attractive either (and not just because most of the time he was caked in blood, dirt, and/or sweat) but I didn't hear anyone complaining he wasn't hot enough.

Ah, yes, when you think Dead or Alive was a AAA serie

Honestly this guy probably thought Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude was the best game of 2004

i'm just. disappointed.

i don't play these games because of Sexy Main Character, i play these games because of the storytelling and atmosphere and gameplay

I remember this - the fucking cross just adds an extra layer of sleazy

-- oh my god i didn't even notice the fucking cross, like. god

"un-tumblrized" did you mean "un-individualized"

Remember when they tried to do this with Hades II over Hestia not being a fanservice waif like the one in Danmachi even though Aphrodite is in the same game going around butt ass naked

I remember that cringe now

I recall some of them got mad that Aphrodite had a sword and shield

*Spear

like bitch? She literally has a war goddess aspect in Sparta and she's essentially a mutation of Ishtar who is also straight up a war goddess among other things

The only reason I haven’t bought this game is because I can afford neither it nor a PS5, but it got me to start up a new GoT run after not touching it for a few years.

When this game comes out on PC it’ll probably sell another couple million copies at least.