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ma'am.

PRIMAL has a season 3 coming?

The ending of season 2 was so fucking abrupt and uncomfortable

I assumed that was due to being told they were being cancelled late during development.

Genndy, you meant to do the whole Mira fucks a dying Spear for his sperm thing on purpose???

That wasn't a last minute ass pull of an ending?

Halloween Wax Lips Sausage

At least it isn't a toxic-to-humans pet food this time.

Just. Wax.

Hamish Linklater's waxed taint and hole are haunting me today.

A new anthology is open to submissions! Yay!

They only pay is 20$ AUD! Booooo!

If you're asking for up to 7,500 words, pay better.

20$ jesus that barley buys a single mcdonalds meal in australia nevermind the us

I can buy a Happy Meal.

Guess the finale of Peacemaker season 2 has disappointed the fans.

"It's mostly the characters going to concerts and then it ends on a horrible cliffhanger."

GONNA DO A LITTLE JOURNAL FOR MY SIMS 4 FOREVER SAVE.

I decided to watch a show Hamish Linklater did back in 2021 called TELL ME YOUR SECRETS.

He plays a rapist.

And is fucking CREEPY.

Hamish Linklater has a slight overbite. It isn't as noticeable with the beard.

...wow. okay. a character just did a thing that made the convicted rapist recoil in horror.

grosskelly: Lady smothered an old lady with dementia to death.

grosskelly: Lily Rabe's character keeps having to dodge sad, abused teen girls looking for a mom figure.

lol, fucking old lady killer that had hired the rapist to find lily rabe's character and is now upset that he's beginning to ignore her orders.

its so difficult to find honest rapist murderers anymore

because of woke

he isn't a murderer.

just a fucking weirdo rapist.

HAHAHA

he's ignoring orders because he figured out his boss killed the old lady.

and now he wants to stop working for her because he doesn't want to kill anyone.

ma'am, how did you find a rapist with some morals???

he can excuse the rapes but he draws the line at murder!!!

He told the old lady killer that she reminds him of his mom.

THE RAPIST THINKS IT'S BAD TO BE RUDE TO SERVICE WORKERS???

another dude in this show admitted to marrying a woman who used to be his patient. he was the counselor at the FUCKING CHILDREN'S GROUP HOME SHE LIVED IN AT 16.

MEN ARE GROSS.

my girl cats are being crazy rn.

Old lady killer: You find her?

Rapist: I found a beanie.

The old lady killer is a special kind of selfish that makes her very real trauma easy to forget.

Mary, the old lady killer, is looking for her daughter, who has been missing for seven years. She has made her whole identity about being the mom of a missing child, including founding an organization for finding missing people.

She thinks Lily Rabe's character knows where her daughter went. Lily Rabe's character, Karen, was the girlfriend of a serial killer named Parker. Mary thinks Parker killed her daughter.

Though, the killer insisted he never met Mary's daughter. He then dies in prison and Mary turns her attention to Karen.

Karen is in witness protection, though. Mary can't touch her.

So Mary blackmails Hamish Linklater's character, John, into hunting Karen down.

Yes, Mary knows John is a convicted rapist. That's...ah. I think part of why Mary hired him.

JOHN, LEAVE THE KITTEN ALONE.

Mary bought a gun to use on the rapist. Bitch. Please.

YOU UNLEASHED HIM.

Hoping Karen survives this shit.

Mary keeps provoking the unstable rapist.

Mary keeps going to the high school swim meets. Her missing daughter was part of the swim team.

LOL THE COACH IS ASKING HER TO STOP COMING.

oh god, this woman's personality really is "no one's pain matters more than my own."

LOL MARY AND JOHN SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER THROUGH THE PHONE.

not even words.

primal freak out screaming.

I HATE TECHNOLOGY.

The Luxury Grocery Epidemic | Tyler's Kitschen

the dad keeps guessing $8.

$19 strawberry.

TELL ME YOUR SECRETS elbow dropped me from the top rope with the most over the top reveal.

While we have Mary and her pet rapist, Karen is trying to figure out why girls from the local group home have gone missing.

The answer? THE GIRLS ARE BEING HARVESTED FOR THEIR EGGS.

And some of the girls die from infections and complications from the procedure.

Oh. Okay. That girl was trailing after Karen like a duckling is a baby lesbian. I was wondering.

I mean... Karen is 5'8" and dresses in plaid and cutoff jean shorts.

THANK GOD AN ADULT ACTS LIKE AN ADULT AND REJECTS A TEEN'S CRUSH

The men in this show when a teen crushes on them: lol, gonna marry her.

Karen: Nope. No.

Rapist man spat into someone's coffee.

I wonder how Hamish Linklater and Lily Rabe didn't corpse during the scenes where he's supposed to be intimidating her.

They're married.

So just

TIME TO PLAY AN UNHINGED RAPIST. BE SCARED OF ME.

"Should I be calling you Mommy?"

"I hope so."

I'd lose it laughing if I had dialog like that with Eli.

There is something in Hamish Linklater's voice that makes my girl cats go full zoomie mode.

I don't get why we're now getting these Silent Hill head twitches.

"I raped 14 women and only got caught for 2."

MARY, YOU FUCKING UNLEASHED THIS MAN???

Karen yelling at Mary, "You sent a rapist to find me???"

Thank god someone called the asshole out

LOL MARY'S DAUGHTER WAS THE SERIAL KILLER'S HARLEY QUINN. KAREN HAD BEEN THEIR TARGET.

She just lasted longer because she got pregnant.

I hate Mary so much holy shit.

well

that was a show

at least i watched a crime thriller

i usually avoid those

Alan suggested watching Midnight Mass to me.

I have watched parts of it.

And all I can remember is the two people just monologuing at each other.

its a pretty decent series held back from being great, an above average flannagan series LOL

hamish is fucking incredible in it

it would be worth it just for him

i am Tempted

he was the highlight of the crime series i just watched

the monologues are a little tedious, but my controvertial opinion is that the characters who do it earn it lol

hamish has some GREAT speeches

...

the Temptation grows.

HAHAHAHAHA

I put on the first episode of Midnight Mass.

i sincerely hope u enjoy even the non hamish parts (you WILL enjoy the hamish parts)

ALAN IS LAUGHING AT ME

he laughed in person and on discord

I DON'T LIKE WHEN I FIXATE ON AN ACTOR.

it happens to all of us i think. its not your fault that hamish is Like That and made you aware of him by showing up in a show you have an au with

my hyperfixations have lead me to places i wouldn't even go with a gun.

grosskelly: Like That. Fucking tall and gifted with a cool voice.

M4ss

Ah, Northeast racism.

welp, there's father slut.

ELI IS SNORING SO LOUDLY BESIDE ME. HELP.

flanagan really loves stephen king

that old lady makeup sure exists

THE PHOTOSHOP ON THAT PICTURE OF THE OLD PRIEST

RIP

KEANE, SHUT UP

why are white catholics like that...

welp. that's a dead cat.

ELI SNORING. MAXIE LETTING OUT LOUD MEOWS.

this show is unrealistic about cats. they would all be at the sheriff's house trying to jump on the prayer rugs.

CATS ARE ACTUALLY VERY IMPORTANT IN ISLAM.

HE CAN ACTUALLY SING WHAT

i feel you, riley. i wouldn't want to drink from the cup that's touched everyone's lips.

so much reader fic

Feeling Riley

Look, Riley. I'm sure Father Paul could use a cockwarmer.

Father Skinny Jeans.

ALL THOSE DEAD CATS

I shall watch more tomorrow.

Bev Keane die challenge.

WOW, THIS SHOW ACTUALLY SET OFF A TRIGGER WTF

Father Paul talking about alcoholism set off a trigger and I am Upset.

Like needed to leave the room, shaking in anger, ready to scream feeling

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I HAD A TRIGGER OVER THIS.

ack im sorry about that! finding out Surprise Triggers blows ass

grosskelly: I WILL GO BACK TO THE SHOW.

but i legit like father paul less than the rapist hamish linklater played in tell me your secrets.

IT MIGHT CHANGE?

i just

riley trying man.

and then fucking

gonna kill the slutty priest

hamish is an insane actor lol he really sells being a CATHOLIC PRIEST IE THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL

grosskelly: I WANT THAT TWINKY PRIEST DESTROYED.

"You should be in AA, Riley."

No, Father Paul. You need to get your prostate destroyed. Shut up.

...

i think i have somehow tuned into a masculine rage.

is this a hate boner

being transed by hamish linklater... the power he has

i hate to admit that jeffrey dean morgan has that credit. when i was watching him as negan, my brain was 'i want to be that--'

but also negan dresses like a dyke so...

my gender is trash

ur gender is glorious thats why we're pals

grosskelly:

i do like to imagine my little collection of shitty men in my head

and just

i think negan is the only good person????

THATS WILD HAHA

makes sense tho he's a butch lesbian

HE DID LOSE HIS SHIT AFTER HIS WIFE DYING.

VERY WIFE THING OF HIM TO DO TBH

negan also likes bikes and knows how to repair things.

negan is lance from portlandiaPortlandia- Pullout king- full skit

kadghs

talking about father paul in a chat

HOMEPOUNDER

homelander's onlyfans name.

counterpoint to be on theme: Gapelander

LHDAFS

yes

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he found a toy for father paul.

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