Pro-tip if someone asks your FAMILY to intervene because your staff is taking advantage of your failing mental health? The best response is NOT to let your staff retort with "Noooo your family should intervene... T_T because you're FAT!!!" like... jfc. Of all the retorts? That's dead last. The worst wtf lmfao
Weekends at Bernie this man. I can't even say I'm surprised.
i long for the day of the crab rave
Trump or Miller, I'll take either one
We're in the hour of the horns. (Revelations reference) -- Trump is bad, but no one likes Miller.
If only
when the heads fail, the horns take over their kingdoms
they bet against humanity. Fools
wrt Qatar getting an airbase on American soil; I asked "So America First, are you done yet???" and to my surprise they said yes.
Not to Revelations rant but
Americans aren’t going to pick up these loss jobs for farm workers
That's why they're trying to create a literal slavery system
First farmers will have to sell their lands etc. Then the gov will buy it up and literally use ICE detainees as slaves
I haven't talked about it because I desperately pray to be wrong; to make them fail, pulling out all stops. Deeper; they are trying to crush all American spirit of hope, dreams, and ambitions because then they can "control" people easier. So. Art. RP. Stay sane, but I'm not keeping my shit together
Again; I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to be wrong but they already 5 steps further than I thought they would get
The biggest point towards showing it is that Trump's alliances are Qatar and the Emir family. They're even getting a base in Idaho. They're all about the slavery
That's why Trump referred to Epstein "stealing" his underage workers. Not scouting, not trafficking and meeting them at Mar A Lago; no, stealing. :\ dude doesn't pay his people either, because they're all slaves to him
are we talking about hacking hacking or like
tricking Trump into changing all the Federal Government passwords to 12345
Exacerangutan: Fuck I hope the first one. But obviously the 2nd is very likely

have you ever been such a tittybabe you got PTSD from /checks notes/ OTHER AMERICANS HAVING HEALTHCARE???????????

if you were so incapable of helping the farmers DURING YOUR OWN SHUTDOWN -- how the fuck are you paying Argentina?????

DERP DERP
okay buddy
cw: extreme horrific pedophilia
Unfortunately her mental illness is pretty nation-wide there no offense UK
If I understood that correctly, it's a lot
Man some of the airports can refuse to play Noem's stupid propaganda video!???
/EYEBROWS THROUGH THE ROOF
"I don't think anything is going to get me into heaven" sir
what fucking Mephistopheles deal do you have?
Mephistopheles: "Aw hell no, I wouldn't deal with that motherfucker!"
CC: Sorry sir. o7 I know the real weirdo pact and what he gets out of it, but I wonder if Trump knows anything << I doubt. Amusing forever that that devil is closer to heaven than Trump assumes he himself is. yIkEs
So ^ this talks about the TikTok deal (above and beyond Barron being involved in it)
Annnnnnnnnnnd I kept having minor doubts about Xi being a head of the antichrist hydra but welp

not the fuck anymore
Hell is a lesson needing to be learned
may he go through all ten circles
Beelz says "word" and has doubts that even that would be enough apparently

apparently that's never been done before (going through it all and then doing it again) but I like it
I SHOULD BE. I WISH I COULD BE
BACK IN AN ALTERNATE WORLD
Nah. I can't. I gotta fix this one. \:|/
ok then I will stand by you
and sob a bit but I will be here

yeah I would be sobbing but for some reason I don't. Ice queen shit most of the time.
They aren't working for America.
Literally what do you think is in the Epstein file?

a FAR more extensive version of that hell circle
That was 1982. It's been 40 years. They've gotten way better at this shit
probably more like 44 because there's the extra year of DOING the crime in the first place but
I am the widow in Jesus' parable just protesting every day all day outside the judge's house.
Except the only judge I recognize is God.
Literally copying 2020 election but now for Nobel Peace was.... soooooooooooooooooo not it

ty I needed this
.......is he claiming that he actually won and the democrats cheated?
Exacerangutan: Yes. Well ~~~ Trump Derangement Syndrome ~~~ for Oslo and he secretly won but it was stolen by ~~enemies~~ and he had war criminals nominate him for NEXT year and insist they make their own
"I'm gonna go make my own nobel prize with hookers and blackjack!" ok
Opening joke was "Rudy Giuliani found stolen ballots in Oslo

"
it took him a whole year because Trump wanted to report this at the four seasons
Maybe he means the noble pee prize
i read somewhere that Trump is going to try to steal the mid terms so slight anxiety
...I mean I presume he'll try to do any and all things that he feels are to his advantage, above and beyond what the GOP would be doing all on their own anyway.
handsoplenty: Yes, he's already trying. Don't worry. Just do your best to survive
This is why I call it magic
Trump does shit and gets "Away with it" (so far) in a way literally no one else can replicate and by god they keep trying
But I don't want to inflict that fallout on my friends, especially not anyone here
another d... what? Another Divan Molested?
Exacerangutan: another day is the name of Brian Tyler Cohen's show
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I want to strangle Tucker Carlson which is very un-Christian but so is him insisting sociopathy is

sounds about as expected
Who cucked him with elon lol
I heard the rumor before that Iranian hackers accessed stuff in John Bolton's emails and traded ??? with Trump for this
WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH IS MORE ILLEGAL FOR TRUMP THAN BOLTON WHY WOULD HE EVEN THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA TO REVEAL JFC

let's fucking GOOOOO
yeah i was thinking that Trump going after Bolton may backfire a lot in Discovery, but i guess we'll see
^ he just released George Santos
I don't know what's better the Trump fake Time photo of him AS A KING
Or the supposed neo-Charlie Kirk (that no one likes, no one asked for, and is somehow even more fake than Charlie Kirk) being like "we don't have any kings! Only Christ!!"
i'm assuming they just didn't try to pretend the protests weren't happening
They are trying to frame it as "old people"
????????????????????????????? is that really an own????????? Also Trump is ancient
that does kind of seem like reaching for an excuse to minimize it
So I think Trump was hoping to sell ICE internationally as mercenary for hire to terrorize populations into docile/fear, hence the creepy weird photoshoots and videos they're promos -- but obviously Portland, Chicago and all the protests are showing the exact way to stop fear.
Niiiiiiiiiiice
losta of inflatable costumes rofl
I was saying I wanted to do that
I'm not allowed in crowds still
but in the future
Idk MTG saying "I'm not a slave" is absolutely the RIGHT way.
She's not down with anyone having sex slaves even the POTUS \:|/ based
"I'm not a king" => does illegal king shit
"More than two thousand" l m f a o I mean technically correct but
in some ways I love this timeline
...that does sound like it could be something much worse in another timeline
Guys it's simple. She has a massive dead man's switch. If she dies, all the dirt on Trump goes public
Just like the rest of his "deals"
The Alito thing makes so much more sense now
IHIP News: 🚨 KKKaroline Leavitt BLOWS UP on Reporter...ahaahahahahahahahahahaahahah

They really think the whole "Jesus is King!!!!" has no consequences to them

hey stupids. If/when Jesus comes back, if you keep declaring him King, do you know what that does to do you????????????

I'm dead
.... I wish I could explain to you all behind the scenes, but you'd realize I'm even more crazy than I consistently tell you I am
Kyle: "Man New York smells like SHIT even more than usual!"
CC: The same weekend right after Trump AI'd himself dumping poop from a plane on NY?

COINCIDENCE? I mean, yes, obviously but...
still weird
CC: I mean, for real, if he DID do it in reality, no one would believe it they would just be like "nah clearly it's just VIBES"
The rest I knew about buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
The trying to get Russel Voght Mr. Imma fire EVERYONE sex is just
he had an affair with a married staffer who set herself on fire and the police report and 911 call are being blocked I am just holy fuck
Do me a favor y'all and pray for the TSA
They're working without pay and in danger
Reminder: the deal wasn't a ceasefire. It was releasing HAMAS leaders so they could cause terrorism and then that would be the excuse Netanyahu wants to glass Gaza. Trump tried this repeatedly with "liberal cities" but failed because we are not terrorists, ICE is. And they're bad at it.
EPSTEIN BALLROOM -- proto-Ziggurat
The Day The Internet DiedThe weirdest thing about this is -- okay redacted. /waves a hand/ Someone warned me in advance to back up all my shit because they saw the signs of the accumulation that would cause the crash and neither of us trusted the people we warned (feds) to manage it but they did. SURPRISINGLY
cw: pedophilia, misogyny, you know the Epstein monstrosity in general but ugh it really breaks my heart
I mean we're all terminal really
TECHNICALLY depending on your interpretation of Revelations....
Oh this motherfucker knows
"State dinner" = Trump eating human hearts

I regret nothing
Again, I'll say it until I fucking die: it's not a ballroom.
ZigguratIt's a ziggurat.
At which point John seeing this shit in his nightmare (Revelations) = perfect sense why he'd call it BABEL.
No no no this isn't a rug pull. This is Valve doing what they should have done before but they waited until all the world craved it and the whales were the most all-in as they could be without reaching critical (higher) levels
Valve decided eat the rich
I'm glad Ben said to watch because usually I just run the sound and game but damnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
The thing about unprecedented history is that it is really hard to put in words before it happens

"An economic secession of states / economic civil war" was the best I would have described this even to my past self to be honest. Well I probably would have panicked a bit more about the ICE stuff but
XD I don't really like to watch the videos but
TLD-W Canada and California teaming up to do friendship and cutting out the middleman President
Trump is forever doing the OPPOSITE of my plan
CC: mass employment of data gathering /starry eyes
Trump: what's that? fire all data, and everyone else???

Brilliant
Where there's a will, there's a way
But that goes for us WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more than the stupid dipshits
Us, being smarter, try to find ways that are nice to our enemies

We're done with that. We are now in the stage of fuck you, we're going to do what we want and need, not for ourselves, but our friends and JUUUUUUSTICEEEEEE
Putin & Co think America is just ~lazy fatsos~ who watch too much tv. But that's our superpower. We have art they can't even dream of. We have seen ridiculous cartoon shit so much our entire thought structures are shaped by it.

Welcome to the world where fandom rules all
Reminder: Trump is obsessed with the 2020 election, because he knows he stole 2024 (and 2016) and he's terrified that it'll be found out
He can't defend, only attack so
Mitch McConnel didn't think he would never come back; he was scared that if they impeached him that 2nd time, he would reveal HOW he is doing the cheating -- thus exposing all the Republicans, and about 1/2 of the Dems
okay this is giving me wherewithal but shower first
also man. My brother said that the No Kings should have been bigger but everyone was fucking scared because ICE + mass shootings in USA and I just....
I see what you did there God, and I appreciate it <3
He put out kneepads -- for the reps and the uh
CEO's that "Bend the knee" - his polite words
"Wow they all sold out! Looks like Mike Johnson bought all 260 for the delegation!!"
Meanwhile German documentary about the purity ball shit in the south apparently including Mike Johnson which
I fucking remember that documentary
I never connected it was THE SPEAKER OF HOUSE (now)
But clearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrly we actually do not overconnect things, but under-connect
It's so hard to explain but
Roadsigns. These are the road signs God gave me as "I am keeping my promise, don't you worry little Chuuni."
Me: I mean gambling is ANNOYING, but not THAT bad, right?
God: It's much worse in this timeline because people aren't as advanced economically as you remember them being.
CC: shit. Fuck. I keep forgetting. Fuck. :V
God: Don't worry B) I got this.
That and literally I remember the prohibition going 1/3rd as long. Do you have any idea what that is like on organized crime???????????
Me constantly: Yeah but that's just fiction
Reality: :|||||||||
CC: .... oh right.....
also the fact that I can finally say this PUBLICLY is mindblowing to me. I haven't been allowed for years. Further proof imo. That and just.... I am full on cookoo so WOOT \o/
->> that way towards Barbarians at the Gates LBO of Nabisco RJR
AGARIAN REVOLT!!! AGARIAN REVOLT!!!
"By sheer coincidence, Hitler did this too!" uh yeaaaaah cooooooooooincidence. Just like his Arc de Triumphe. COINCIDENCE
Oh Hitler even called his bunker cover a ballroom :|||| of course
God laying it on thick but I did ask for that...
Reminder, the reason I keep saying ZIGGURAT is not to advertise the game (though it's a good game) it's because Trump is trying to be God. He is trying to steal all of God's churches, relics, symbolism, faith, and followers. He is demanding tribute. He is literally using prison chapels in prisons to hide his criminality (no cameras or records in the chapel)
Depending on your faith -- this was God's trap. He warned and told them throughout the New Testament. The infinite money & power hack? Steal God's infinite wealth

They went for it, hook, sinker, line, pole, and are trying to grab the whole ship.
I can't tell you how it ends. I specifically fought for the right not to know

But God always keeps his promises. Hold up your end of the bargain, keep peacefully doing all you can to help others, and you'll be doing better than you ever dreamed.
(have Charlie Kirk assassinated)
I could also believe that it was Candace Owens at this point
RELEASE EVERYTHING ESPECIALLY THE KRAKEN 
Scorched Earth baby
sjew;laKjdsalksdjas;lkdja lmfao
I fucking love this timeline
I have been making the 1.21 Jigawatts joke since January ya
alsdkas;ldkja;lkdsj I'm crying laughing
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Blessssssssssssssssssss
I know no one will get the joke but match this up with my latest Econ 101 book annnnnnnnnnnnnnd
There is a "delusion" I have wherein I have gotten to see enough of the future I help create with economics overhaul and then the joke makes WAY MORE SENSE because
Yes, I am well aware that it is UNBELIEVABLY HORRIFIC what they are planning/doing/engaging in but
It is also fucking pointless and going to be moot so fucking fast that I can't help but laugh hysterically
reminder: you can't squeeze blood from a stone
BASICALLY you know that $130 million from a millionaire to "pay the troops" yeah it's more like "to try to plug the Epstein files from exposing him"

DUH
BTW if you go back to my One Nation Under Blackmail dive => you will find a lot of this in advance