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Kirby

i'd say zenos but i feel like he'd enjoy himself more than he'd no-sell it

reigen arataka

SMT Alice would fit in with Silent Hill, but I don't think it could do anything to her.

Sym exo colonist

Goku

mr. magoo

mr. magoo in silent hill has legs

get the clown corps guy to direct it

i can already imagine it and it's fucking amazing

Road Runner?

with wile e. coyote just getting the full brunt of it

Exactly

wile e. coyote has some demons to confront

the theme of his silent hill is that his roadrunner obsession is ruining his life

pyramid head slashes at him, he looks at the camera and shrugs before falling into two pieces that fall to either side

no gore

A ton of demons, and they're all the Road Runner

and the actual roadrunner is also there

the demons he can handle surprisingly well, but whenever he focuses on the road runner it all goes to pieces

I still am so stuck on the idea of Mr. Magoo though

tom & jerry, the majority of the time it's just their usual shenanigans until they realize they've been coincidentally/luckily avoiding every other danger until the last second, at which point they're running together

Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad.

like, just

acting like he's going through a regular town

totally no-selling everything

monsters chasing after him only to get hit by something he doesn't even realize he activated

complaining about the state of cleaning work these days

I think this works even better if the Silent Hill has a theme to it, implying that idk

he deserted his unit in the war or something

and he never notices

very heavy. very symbolic. all of it completely lost on him

"you left meee to dieeeee"

i mean he probably deserted them completely on accident

"cheddar on rye? I ordered ham!"

"Oh, there's a fine lad. Always good to see the young ones doing their civic duty. You need to take better care of your uniform, though! Here, let me straighten it... ah, there we go! You should do something about that big hole in it though. Thank you for your service young man!"

it's a zombie missing an arm and with a hole through its entire body

it's so nonplussed by his fussing that it just lets him walk by

belay that I think his hearing is decent-ish actually, he's just really selective about what he listens to

this just sent my brain to

terrifying deleted scene from skinamarink

SamuraiMarmoset: Senior or Junior?

Senior! but only because I haven't seen the new one. it would probably not work on Jr either. XD

On a similar note, there's Velma from Scooby Doo, but only without her glasses

I think Bugs Bunny would have to be somewhat affected, at least at first. Then he'd start no-selling it.

Daffy would be a disaster, unless it's very early Daffy.

fireplacecat: Bugs would be surface-level affected. It's about the same level as his first meetings with Gossamer, where he runs away screaming for a while and then just turns it completely around and gives his personal Pyramid Head an existential meltdown

Yeah, agreed.

...honestly, thinking about it, Hair-Raising Hare basically is Bugs's Silent Hill, isn't it

large murder monsters and peter lorre parodies are there

Mash Burnedead from Mashle. Just punches through everything

frankie from knights of guinevere

Columbo.

just somehow completely waltz thru, sticking weird things in his mouth and calling Pyramid Head 'a nice fella'

oh columbo is a good pick

Sonic the fucking hedgehog

TELL ME IM WRONG

so the question is more “who would just not be able to enter Silent Hill at all?”

the narrator from I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream

it's great for him

running away screaming from scary dog monsters

crying with happiness because he can scream

bruce banner

Bugs Bunny runs screaming from Pyramid Head, then reappears a moment later dressed as Sexy Lady Pyramid Head

GOD

second thoughts: i don't think you want to be dressed as a sexy lady around pyramid head

(it's bugs he can get out of it)

that's honestly a hilarious thought and i love Bugs Bunny for it

is it funnier if bugs successfully evades everything or if he"Take one step on that rope and I'll cut it!"

this plurk is everything I hoped for

Bugs once again taking a wrong turn at Albuquerque and ending up in Silent Hill. That or he made the correct turn and still wound up there.

God help Daffy if he was traveling with Bugs.

Rip Daffy....

oh yeah daffy would get annihilated

Honestly truly god help Daffy if he’s traveling with Bugs

The rule of funny means Bugs will get out unscathed while Daffy takes all the punishment

Well, Daffy wouldn’t stand a chance even if Bugs WASNT there, but still. His presence guarantees Bugs’ safety.

Daffy's Silent Hill is Duck Amuck

If he's alone, at least.