i don't....keep a muselist bc im lazy...and i like to hide my 1 million flavor of the week journals i tag out aggressively with on bakerstreet and drop forever

but ppl from old games who know me from Sara I still remember her and can answer

otherwise idk saheon time the answer will always be well he's bad at it. next question

can i get 3, 5, 14 for both of them

OF COURSE saheon first since he's currently the favorite child

3. How long does it take them to decide they're in love?
You'd have to tell him he was in love he wouldn't figure it out till he was passionately confessing to you in the rain with tears in his eyes and end up blurting it out.

he'd probably know he was attached pretty early on and feel weird about it? but any positive emotion has to go through so many layers w/ him he's not going to understand the big L O V E

5. Are they good at flirting? What's their style?
No. Next question. His """flirting""" is obsessively wanting attention, wanting favors, wanting affirmation. he has that slight yan flavor.

I don't even think he could fake flirting with his nice guy persona but i just so deeply do not believe he is good at faking anything canon won't convince me he's a good manipulator

14. How would they turn down someone who was interested in them if they didn't reciprocate?
if they were useful and were going to give him stuff he wouldn't turn them down and would just allow the relationship to play out

He's got no attachment to the idea of dating normally i think so why not. he will be anyones minimal effort shitty boyfriend it's just the price of it goes up the more he hates you

sits here to read like the evening paper

6, 8, 9, 10 for your little guy

don't feel like reposting the q's for sara so i'll do them quick. 3. for her first.

My type is sadly morally dubious tsundere's but Sara is the direct flavor where she'd both be in denial and yet also arrange tasteful dates brimming with romantic tensions and eventually demand you confess to her.

she's so cute i'm crying

if she survives canon i look forward to the nightmare she would be to any long term partner when she decides its time to get married and yet she is such a demure and traditional women.....kya.... you have to simply sense her 100 step wedding plan

22 saheon

12 sara

sasa

sasa...my siblings

sara would eat him up so bad...

#needdat

i thought about this in the shower the other day and had the image of her grabbing his tie and yanking him down to eye level so she could yell at him to stop being evil

she'd straighten him out through pure force of will

stop when he imprints on her as his new sister to get him thru the damn killing game

ANYWAY 5 for sara....she's good at flirting when she doesn't mean it and can do her overly chivalrous old fashioned samurai routine. and if you have a crush on her and she thinks its funny she will engage in harem level romantic comedy bits (sorry ranmaru) but if she actually reeeaaaaly liked someone this all falls apart and she gets anxious

like saheon she also wants the attention but she would be more productive and cute about it

14 for sara... again would be very willing to play along for a bit due to said harem romantic comedy bits but also she'd be very polite and direct if she really didn't mean it. but i think in a way that would come across as a bit scary and forceful and intimidate people unnecessarily.

something like "Sorry, I'm not really interested, and I don't really have time right now! Shouldn't you be more focused on your grades anyway?" -> lecture starts here

ANYWAY. back to saheon. :goatemoji:
6. What's their ideal date night?
This is so cute...thinking. Probably something really low key, if he was being disgustingly sappy and genuine. Make dinner together, have a beer, watch a movie, cuddle. He'd want to get drunk and make fun of people in a horror movie for being idiot.

it would be really hard to get him to commit to a date night though you'd have better luck getting him drunk first so he wouldn't be so stressed out about. Everything.

ic he would demand $5000 in cash, an item, you're social security number and berate you for asking

8. Do they have any relationship dealbreakers? What are they?
Be a cultist from his hometown? Try to murder him? (honestly you might be able to negotiate this one)

I think beyond his will to survive and his desire to not be in jisan or a freaky contaminated monster. any other facets of a relationship could be steamrolled by enough affection, bribery etc

something to say here about him having such a horrid emotional state that if he genuinely liked someone he'd put up with nearly anything and even if he didn't like them he'd still probably put up with it.

oh he'd complain and be a huge wimp but ya know. he'd be back.

9. How do they show affection physically?
[leaves something useful on your doorstep like a cat]

No but i do think he'd like physical affection and be kind of clingy if he let himself... but he doesn't so he just sort of stands close to people or follows them around verrry closely.

10. How do they show affection verbally?
I'm so glad canon showed this and it's exactly as pathetic as we'd hope. "Why aren't you paying attention to me? what's going on? are you stupid? i hate you." and then immediately does whatever you ask.

he's so cute i hope someone kisses him

WONT SOMEONE BREAK DOWN HIS WALLS??....i do hope there's a "magically you're in love prompt" at some point so he can do his 2009 tsundere anime girl routine at its emotional maximum

i need this for him honestly

let him thrive in his tsundere girl next door role as he was meant to

someone... i'm begging...

prayer circle and we manifest this for somnia

grab him by his horns

22. Are they good in bed? Do they think they're good in bed? for saheon...ok mise

it's only a matter of time. i trust the process

No.

He would cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I WILL PRAY EVERY DAY I WANT TO WITNESS IT

IF he has even had sex.... this is a big IF here. i know it would have been terrible and he would have hated it. and he would have had feelings and not liked them.

i would have saheon by the damn horns

WE GUNNA flip him in ways hes never splitted

ALKSDFHSDKGDF

THE FEELINGS IS CRAZY. he said i didn't like that we WON'T be doing it again

i believe in saheon having a uni ex that he had a horrible extended breakup with

but this is pure fanon delusion

there is no evidence i just think him being someones really terrible boyfriend in college is funny

you dont need evidence if its funny

i hope he has an ex gf and she has him blocked on everything and if she heard he was employed she'd pray he was fired and homeless

braun larping as the ex through soleums phone by changing the number i remember what you did saheon nim..... hope you die!!!!

braun firing shots from a glass house....he's still blocked too

u dont think braun skulks into saheons room

and unblocks

12. What are their feelings about marriage? for sara
An independent girl like her is very focused on her career! she's going to be a lawyer and the president. getting married would be.... >W<

like saheon sees his door open and braun stands there like an evil doll and goes shhhhh.... and closes the door and saheon just rocks in th efetal position all night

no ur right that did probably happen

but soleum still has braun blocked....toxic ex to toxic ex communication

STOP

29 for both

crying

29. What are their feelings on poly or open relationships?

tuning in for this one

you all are making me deeply reflect on canon here

Saheon..... would....not be ok..... with sharing....

you're being primed for when he gets into a situationship

yall dont understand id have saheon remembering how i flipped him....

he is isn't he...

He would not like the idea of someone he liked enjoying someone else but if you turned the tables on him so TWO people were paying attention to him. Well. This is different.

okay whore

found it

GOOD POST

YEAH....YEAH.....

saheons canon crush kinda two timing him rn when saheon gotta lght everyone on fire waiting for it

soleum needs to keep his beautiful suicidal angel oc alive as long as possible or saheon is going to have to fight the rest of the harem

anyway.... Sara managed to amass a small yuri harem in a game so that was good for her. I don't think she knows what polyamory is and she would not want it long term (as she is a Good Girl and not going to play around it would make her parents mad at her) but also she loved white knighting and being everyone gallant hero sooooo

secretly ok with it but would never admit it and would want to Conform

we don't have to fight... what's that post about being boyfriend in laws... choi @ saheon soon

i think he finds saheon so funny idk if he'd even be threatened. doubt it

saheons not a threat he's just the dog you can put him out back and he'll scratch on the door

choi delulu if he thinks he's scoring though

Aint None of us Winning This Haram

he is a little delulu that's exactly why he thinks he's in the lead here