Boudica is twohanding that shit but in her idle stance at least

Sarmenti is dual wielding but his bigger weapon is in his left hand

Bonnie

Junia

Damian

I definitely remember Sarmenti being left handed was a deliberate thing

The others I'd forgotten

Oh right he like

Cut the tendons in one of his hands

yeah

So that he couldn't play The Song That Makes People Kill Each Other again

Sahar isn't a lefty but some of her attack animations have her switching hands in various ways

So I have declared her ambidextrous

but that's 4 out of 15 heroes

for sure

With a few ambiguous

That's higher than most games bother

I think that's neat

Okay I thought Reynauld might be a lefty because it's harder to tell with a two handed weapon but

Apparently most schools of swordfighting put the dominant hand closer to the crossguard

It's okay Reynauld I forgive you

I read the top of this plurk as leftists

Which DD heroes are in DSA

....Okay new conversation topic

I'm gonna open with Baldwin and Sarmenti

Sarmenti is more of an anarchist but close enough

Baldwin is like an exiled philosopher king who spent his time hanging out with beggers and lepers

Despite representing supreme executive power he recognizes the flaws of the system he was part of

I think Audrey is the most likely to wear a MAGA hat

Alhazred, Sahar, Bigby, and Paracelsus are university educated, and thus probably have leftist leanings

Though this IS the like

1700s

"I don't care about politics I care about not starving to death" gang: Dismas, Boudica, Bonnie

I feel like Alhazred had a strong right-leaning streak for a while that he doesn't like to talk about

Definitely

"I don't care about politics I'm just here for a paycheck" gang: ...might just be the Bounty Hunter

"I was raised conservative but now I'm reevaluating" gang: Reynauld, Junia, Baldwin, Barristan

"I take whatever position is required to troll people online" gang: Damian, Audrey

....I think I at least touched on everyone

this is at least half of why death is stalking you, Damian

put some of those battles back

Absolutely not

honestly I think Damian wins the "most likely to wear a maga hat" award for me over Audrey but both are like

pretty on the morally bankrupt side

The difference between them is that Audrey comes from money

Yeah it's a strict tossup between "You spent all your money for the sake of thrillseeking and also murdered your husband" and "Was so into torture even the vaguely 1700s church was like 'dude, knock it off'"

Audrey:

I could see Audrey being on the grifter side of things

...yeah okay maybe

She's hard to predict

She knows it’s all bullshit but she’s happy to cosplay as a conservative for money

I think her biggest objection to the red hat is that it's not stylish enough

I think she's a libertarian because she likes not having to pay taxes.