nooo

violentsound: free Halloween costume tho gonna be a Frankenstein

My coworkers did not laugh but I think I’m hilarious

I assume it was an animal that struck you

violentsound: with some of the clients we’ve had lately... but yeah lab mix, thankfully it was hella clean cause I still have some good reflexes but sucks cause I’m usually fast as fuck boy. I was so focused on making sure she didn’t slip that she just turned around and nailed me

Owie. Happy Vet Tech week with a sign that says you ARE a vet tech. <3

mikomitears: it’s official now, my first real bite in like 10 years. 🤣

oww

owwww

CHOMP

I’m gonna take this unexpected half day and adventure through tdms for Trevor all hopped up on pain meds. That’s prob a great idea right? 🤣🤣

The poor lady at the bank was like staring at my oozing Scarface like 😱 she also was like ‘that make total sense but I never thought about that’s a legit risk for you guys!’

RIP me I can’t sleep on my belly with an almost three inch stitched gouge on my cheek 🥲