AHAHAHA fuck Jesus Christ no

The man's a fuck boy supreme, can't stay tied down, and it's in the fucking name

BUT as I've said before, he might not admit it, but he does care for what's his

He's a homunculus and while he can pass at human sometimes, everything else he does is just right on the line. Again see the whole missing one translation thing

Love? Naw naw that's just avarice baby

Though I can definitely see him having spent some one on one time with his original crew. Be it one of the cold-blooded types that needed a walking, talking piece of shit space heater, or simply because they snuck into his room at night

He'll creep in when he's sometimes not wanted, especially if they're obviously going through something. And hey, if he gets stabbed in the process? Ah well, it's just part of the job

Basically it boils down to people understanding how he works. They don't have to get him, but they just have to read the fine print

He won't romance like most, he won't confess and hunker down. His eyes will always be wandering for more, but he'll come back to his usual haunts every single time as long as they want him

He's got rules and it's gotta be their choice. Anything forced is a no pass go with him

he isn’t a spouse, he is a stray cat that he feeds occasionally lmao

Look, martel needs heat