characters as spouses... I feel like Maedhros is objectively the worst spouse, not because of him as a person, but because of The In-Law Situation
Fingon is the only one who somehow wants any part of that mid-Situation and he's insanely reckless
also tolkien elves like...may not be metaphysically able to get divorced? which is a big turnoff
Terra Kingdomhearts is young to get married but I think he would be a very good spouse
affectionate, gives good hugs, reaches high shelves
...his downside is also the father-in-law
fuck that guy.
he's not Feanor, but Feanor is not recorded as actively trying to kill any of his children. just the rest of his kin. so it's really a tossup.
terra 
TERRA!
turn him into a WIFE
gently pulls transfem terra headcanons out from behind my back
one simply reads "tall strong soft"
omg yesssss
YESSSSS TRANSFEM TERRA LET' SGOOOOO
since nomura will not give me diverse body types in female characters I will simply have to make my own!
RIGHT I will MAKE THEM MYSELF
/gives Tifa the BEEF and aerith the chub!!!!
buff Terra!!!!!