- If she wasn't on the market anymore, the ensuing malaise that would overtake a population that had nothing left to work for would probably crash the global economy.

- Her spouse, whoever it was, would become an object of hatred and envy on a massive scale and would likely have to go into hiding.

- Sleeping bags are expensive and it's awkward to explain to somebody that when you first moved into the apartment a long time ago, your cat called forever dibs on that half of the bed.