DK first bcuz I'm actively playing him but. Uh

I mean he and Kitsuno don't realize they're married and if they did it would be Very Nontraditional

If he were to be a husband, DK's pros are:
-Good at handiwork/engineering
-a good lay
- big boobs, great to cuddle probably

cons:
- so old he probably isn't invested until you're like about 10000 or he gets stuck in your body for 300+yrs unskippable

-a fuckboy

- doesn't know how to take a compliment(will either tell you to shut up or peacock over it forever no in between)

- probably good at cooking but would never bother since he likes to eat things raw

So like. Marry at your peril. Know what you're getting into.

Eichi is great to be married to if you want money and power and if you don't hate Eichi but that's a big if

he's easy to kill but if he's imeeji Eichi he would just come back so that would suck.

Mithra is unmarriable. He would suck as a husband. Tiletta tried to raise him to be a husband but he's just atrocious

you can't marry him any better than you can marry a wild tiger, and he's got MUCH worse manners

Malleus is an excellent husband but he's useless. Thankfully he's a prince so he can afford to be useless

he's... able to cook a little!!! But like he has chefs, you'd be fine. He tries to be a gentleman and he's attentive and would be kind to a spouse at least!!!

he is just oblivious and forgetful so you gotta remind him of things or he'll just forget

"he's easy to kill" help

good to marry if you want to be a black widow

yes! UuU

kill Eichi and take his money!!!!!

Or marry him if you like him and he likes you and you both have so many issues lmao

the wataru option

i like eichi and i would like the money and i'm fairly certain i could outlive him

honestly he'd be so obsessed with his idol boys and idol buisness every day i wouldn't even see him

real tho

Eichi would be great to be married to if you aren't a friend or foe. Just an arranged marriage or marriage of convenience

He wouldn't mind throwing money at a spouse to keep them out of his hair while he does his evil deeds to idol boys

god... i guess i could talk about my OCs too, even if most folks only barely know them lmao

Retribution would be a terrible husband, full stop

he's just terrible in general and would not be less so just because he's forced to interact with someone forever

he would get married and get divorced with the amount of gravity one gives changing their bedsheets

He's a brat too so he's just going to try to piss you off the whole time. He has no homemaking abilities. Like i think he can live on his own but he's a bachelor style

he doesn't do housework, he doesn't do cleaning, he doesn't cook

and he won't even be NICE to you

If you get him in the right time of his life he's at least a famous performer of both music and bloodshed but he absolutely wrecks that too and goes on the run so you don't even have money all you have is infamy

also he's a powerful psychic so he might try to read your mind and he won't judge you or anything but he WILL be insufferable about it

god. nightmare scenario

My dnd character, Dice, his whole arc was about becoming someone who is a good husband

so specifically he WAS a shitty husband(he met a woman at a party, then at many parties, then they got married and had a child then he got scared and just up and ditched them)

and over the course of the adventure he learned to take accountability and responsibility and he and his wife are better now

They're poly, open, but not seeking rn, and they have community now to help raising their daughter

man it would be fun to rp a terrible marriage with deca

i love rping terrible marriages

I also love rping great marriages between terrible people

two people who are good for each other but bad for literally everyone else nods

yes that's the stuff