I hate when the vet wants a fecal sample.

I don't want to spawn camp my cats' assholes.

Farming the litter box for shit.

Marisol seems aware of what I need to do and is being annoying.

....just realized that if cipher ate pussy, he wouldn't be able to taste it.

i'll see myself out.

grosskelly: I WANT TO KNOW.

Eli: Poor Doug. He has a cat named Buster.

Alan, in a small voice: That cat's dead.

i mean we can confirm he joylessly ate goop bcuz he just didn't care about food since it was, i assume, just texture to him

but i don't think sage would let him get away with not enthusiastically eating pussy

rip buster gone too soon

i hope a local shelter found buster & rehomed him

i hope buster had a good life.

lots of tube treats.

grosskelly: sage would rip the hair out of cipher's skull if he phoned in eating the coochie.

thinking now about how lobotomized sage's immediate instinct was to order some insanely nasty but delicious food. can't really have a nice meal with cipher lfjdksljflk

i can't imagine the deep was good at sex.

ashdfksak

THE BLOOMIN ONION WAS THE BEST PART OF HER FUCKING DEEP I'M SURE

zero chance you're taking this idiot to a nice place to eat

MIGHT AS WELL GET STUPID AND EAT SOME HYPERPALATABLE FRIED FOOD

i'm imagining sage taking cipher out and he just orders a fucking milk shake and she's like wow romantic.

unrelated but a sim of mine

just

WHY IS HER BABY SO WHITE

smh white washed baby

SHE JUST BIRTHED THIS WHITE BABY.

the dad is a pale as hell sim

the devil's genetic melanin profile

"Who's white baby is that?"

THAT IS A SLAVIC BABY

FJKLDSJFKLDJLKGJLKG

730 CREDIT RATING AS AN INFANT

HERE ARE THE PARENTS

THE HONKY GENE IS UNSTOPPABLE

THE SKIN TONE DOESN'T EVEN MATCH THE DAD

is this meant to be an albino baby

i'm going to change the hair color

make her an albino

i sometimes worry that the deep nutted in sage.

i hope she went and got a full exam after taking that fishy dick.

worst thought

fucking need to put me down

my brain

just

wow, i hope doug survives and gets a new cat.

then 'rabbit would give him pussy.'

grosskelly: i am sorry

no apology needed you're the best LOL

grosskelly: look, he is a sad man. he needs some love.

if anyone deserves to be gifted pussy, its doug

rabbit talking to this poor godolkin survivor. he tells her how he misses his cat and she is like well... i can't give you a cat but i can give you kitty.

sighs and tosses this onto the pile of things to write.

mostly for the laugh of homelander walking by the room and hearing his ex riding the dick of this rando.

GJKDGJKHGJ

homelander can be in the cuck chair now.

LMAO JUST THINKING OF HIS AWFUL STINK FACE AS HE SITS THERE

THINKIN ABOUT HOW HE'S GONNA DROP DOUG FROM THE UPPER ATMOSPHERE LATER

TRIES TO KILL HIM LATER AND OH, MY EX-WIFE IS CUDDLING HIM. GREAT.

is it love on rabbit's part? who knows. she just wants to bang a dude who isn't trying to make her do freak shit.

rabbit asks doug if he ever has stolen breast milk and he stares at her in utter confusion.

sadly this isn't remotely the worst thing he's ever heard

i do wonder what kind of freak shit godolkin has made him do.

cipher at least once, surely, tried jerking off the burned body

i am sorry for speaking this curse to u

he jerked off the body only to almost rip the casing off the sausage.

FHJKDSHGKJDFHGKJ

it's okay. i can make it worse.

daily diaper change gone fucking wrong.

ask doug to change a baby's diaper. he gives a thousand yard stare.

someone pointed out that cipher had an alarm set to shit.

poor doug. even his poop time was controlled.

Right now missing the days I enjoyed Spider-Man comics.

I miss my stupid hyperfixation villains.

But I'm aware enough to know that what I liked has been consumed by the House of Mouse.

We didn't need to bring a poop sample to the vet. The new appointment program they used keeps telling people that even when it's not needed.

They haven't figured out how to turn that off.

I HAD TO CAMP THE LITTER BOX FOR NO REASON.

...do i make a cipher sim

i have the homelander sim

gen v season finale is soon.

grosskelly: i did dip into the reddit and oh boy, everyone is stupid.

the big one is 'why didn't marie just fix cate and have her read godolkin???'

?????

have you guys been watching the show

was that the only episode of the show they watched

or are you blinded by cate's white woman tears

grosskelly: THEY ARE ALL SAYING MARIE IS STUPID AND EVIL NOW

they all keep just

'why couldn't the kids figure out that godolkin was the puppet master, not cipher?"

HOW WOULD THEY HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT THAT

we, the audience, are privy to information the CHARACTERS ARE NOT.

also i am just

so many things could be answered with

'watch the FUCKING SHOW

also watching redditors trying to figure out why cipher didn't age much.

was really funny.

the slow realization that hamish is Just Like That

IT DEF GOT ME UNTIL U REVEALED THE TRUTH

grosskelly: he is like that.

I DID SEE RECENT COMIC CON PICS WHERE HE LOOKS HIS AGE.

but is so cute

i kinda

i still laugh that they were going to name the characters sphinx at first

all it does is make me think of hamish linklater playing a giant hairless cat

the true villain of the boys.

goes full Warriors LARP and wants a version of V that makes everyone turn into a cat

grosskelly: a tiny cat with hamish's voice would be hilarious.

bristling with Small Man Syndrome

u can't see the bristles tho :c

grosskelly: honestly, that's alan's cat.

maxie has small man syndrome.

even though he is a good sized cat.

i remember watching that god awful rampage movie for jdm.

we do what we must to behold our blorbos

hamish in that tell me your secrets show.

he is really good in that.

but also the show kept doing the thing that crime thrillers do of piling on too much shit.

he plays a rapist

and is genuinely scary

but also has these weird baby girl moments

sad wet cat

god look at him

just wanna give him a swirly

i must crush him in my hand.

i showed my friend the sad wet dork

and

he replied

me: i should make a new oc for this awful fictional man i like
my friends: rabbit

...this isn't how you lick food off your fingers.

not beating the wet sphinx allegations

dude is just a big wet cat