"Did you see that?!" "No, and neither did you!"

And of course the Classic "Computer, Computer?" -is handed a mouse and speaks into it- "Hello, computer?"

"Just use the keyboard." "A keyboard. How quaint."

"You know, if we give him the formula we'll be altering the future." "Why? How do we know he didn't invent the thing?"

Reason 50008 why Temporal Investigations hates Kirk and his crew

Kirk, flat out telling someone who he is, when he's from, and what he's doing is of course reasons 50009-50011

Chekov, caught on a 20th century military vessel giving name, rank, that he's with starfleet. The poor officers assigned with the aftermath of this XD

Hi Gillian, welcome to a Klingon starship. You won't tell your friends, right? (Like we actually care)

"a double dumbass on you!"

ahfsghfafa yes "They are not, the hell, your whales" and also "Are you sure this is not a time for a colorful metaphor?"

Spock did a little too much LDS

Time to unleash Bones on a hospital. He's been left out. It's his turn to mess with the timeline

and of course never forget the Alameda woman or the Punk on Bus

Yess

the punk learned his lesson as shown in ST: Picard

"Whats the matter with you?" "Kidney dialysis" "God. What is this, the dark ages? Here" Not even a split second's hesitation

"My god man, drilling a whole in his head is not the answer. Repairing the artery is. Now put away your butcher knives and let me save this patient" Bones ILY

the playful chase music as they run away from security in the hospital oh my god

Mid chase, the old lady spots him and points "That doctor gave me a pill and I grew a new kidney!"

Time to freak out a bunch of whalers!

Firing harpoon. Bonk into thin air. Suddenly space ship. PANIC

"Admiral! There be whales here!"

summary of trial results "You screwed with the chain of command, as punishment we're lowering your rank so you can do the thing you wanted to do anyway"

I think the next one is the one with Sybok in which they try to find god. But for now I shall wander back to later shows that I haven't finished yet (I'm so behind on all the new ones and still watching through Enterprise)

I always mix up which is which for movies 5 and 6 and I dunno why. It's not like I've seen any of these since I was a teen (And wrath of khan aka "The one with the horrifying beetle things" I only watched once as a kid and then AVOIDED, but I always remembered that one was 2)