#brainstew GEN V, BABY
Getting ready for the finale.
A quick look at some old hyperfixations first.
Thanks, tumblr.
Just. Okay.
This finale better not be poop from a butt.
so godolkin just injected himself last second?
"hi, i'm doug. hi."
marie, heal him
he is puking blood.
poor doug.
doug is gonna die. i can feel it.
SO SAGE PLANTED THE STUFF FOR ODESSA FOR STARLIGHT TO FIND.
godolkin took v-one?
this is
a lot of new info.
please don't make me watch this man fuck, kripke.
glazing andre.
okay.
NO
NOIR NO
FUCKING NOIR
NO
weh the girls are bonding.
and cate got healed. sure.
um. sage is gonna kill godolkin for his bullshit.
i am sad. poor doug is so dead.
all of those assholes are going to go die at godolkin's seminar.
why am i getting so many birth control ads???
THEY HAVE DICKS ON THEIR FACE
homelander trying to call sage.
losing it.
he must be screaming.
wait. his skin.
it's bubbling.
as he uses his powers...
MARIE, I FORGIVE YOU
....but we can't be together.
NO
FUCK YOU
godolkin gonna end up a butt.
or
OH NO
OH NO NO NO
ARE THE KIDS GONNA GO UP THAT MAN'S ASSHOLE???
FUCKING COMMERCIALS
sage regretting her choice.
neo noir talking polarity's ear off
sage is emotionally destroyed. "everything ends the same."
is she having flashbacks to when the doctors ignored her cure for her grandmother?
NO NO NO NO
YES.
POLARITY. YES.
man. godolkin dying didn't satisfy.
like i'm glad that he's gone but also.
HRM.
well. butthole boy and harper had payoff.
poor doug died.
sage is
concerningly broken.
polarity has me worried.
jordan and marie are over as a relationship.
i am bummed doug died since he had so much INTEL.
he could've been a useful guy to have for the resistance.
i was happy to see a-train.
JUST FINISHED. 
sage 
the payoff for the conversation about einstein being racist happened.
godolkin was on her side.
how could you break sage's heart like that you stupid idiot!!! IT WAS SUCH A CUTE DETAIL THAT SHE'S A ROMANTIC AT HEART... SHE JUST WANTS A NICE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE
sure did!!
BUT HIS HATE OF WEAKER SUPES RUINED THINGS.
UNACCEPTABLE. ALSO WHAT IS A POST BREAKUP SAGE GONNA DO OH GOD
she really wanted him for her live-in boyfriend.
she could decide to unmake the world instead of eating some ice cream
she wanted to have a cute domestic situation so sincerely
the homelander call killed me. he's definitely mad about it PERHAPS EN ROUTE TO HER LOCATION
and 
doug gone too soon, somehow hamish made a whole guy for like 10 minutes of screen time
doug gone too soon, somehow hamish made a whole guy for like 10 minutes of screen time
the fact that he knew the kind of v godolkin used and apparently so much more doomed him.
homelander was probably making that sour face of his when once again that fucking school was causing problems.
they never explained why shit went so bad in the lab
v-one.
so were they trying to remake the original vought recipe?
or improve it so it was reactive?
less reactive.
godolkin running in isn't explained but ultimately he was trying to replicate the og V, and idk maybe he was late to the shoot up meeting or something
FELT LIKE THAT WAS GOING SOMEWHERE
he was saying it wasn't ready.
in the original flashback.
AHHH ok i musta forgot that detail. =he heard they were shootin it up without telling him & he want to stop it then
THATS PRETTY STRAIGHT FORWARD
so he shot it up bcuz well i'm in trouble anyway might as well
these assholes decided to take it
AND GOT A WEIRD... DEGENERATIVE SUPERPOWER
i did notice his body was mutating.
supes powers are weird sometimes.
very interesting that his body started to regress to its burned state kinda??
YEAH
like the V is snapshotted to him being sizzled
would he need to have marie constantly heal him?
not very master race of you to have a defect that makes your powers destroy you
its possible! it seemed like not even he knew what was gonna happen
i am curious about stormfront and ovum.
we have a limited amount.
but once he was able to control marie (very sneaky, waiting until she's connected to him to take his shot) he has a pocket healer
she did kill his ass.
as she promised.
SHE SURE DID LOL
good for her
doug was a vcr repairman.
poor doug
doug wouldn't break your heart sage
fucking half in the bag doug.
you would have to lobotomise yourself to fuck him though i fear
I THOUGHT THAT TOO ROFL
HALF IN THE BAAAAG
how do you go from doe eyed cipher to godolkin... the downgrade
I FEEL DOUG WOULD BE ANNOYINGLY GRATEFUL FOR PUSSY.
OH HE'D BE INSUFFERABLE FOR SURE
ty for the crumb my queen..... whatever u wish...........
and sage is oh my god
insufferable
steps on him.
thank you for your boot... i love u....
[wettest cat man on earth dot gif]
so godolkin could feel, taste, etc but it was dulled.
so he felt sage bouncing on doug.
30 YEARS THOUGH
he caught doug at his twinkiest.
godolkin with his old puppet seeing the vcr repair guy is a doe eyed twink with curly hair
"gonna grab that."
thats gonna come in handy
1996 is the year i wanted rabbit to be born in my au...
i can still line things up decently.
or like idk fudge it.
lol doug's first odessa baby delivery is seeing rabbit rip out of her mom.
wondering how much stormfront knew about odessa. obviously she's hip with the supremacy agenda but idk that she'd condone being involved in making black supes even if it is killing most of the babies
homelander obviously she's fine with lol BUT MARIE???
i feel like she fought odessa but wasn't able to stop it?
or was constantly being given distractions.
HMMM that's true, if she was given other projects and has seen that its probably a dud project anyway, she'd def get caught up in her own agenda
godolkin was clearly fine laying low & being behind the scenes
stormfront couldn't handle a-train being around.
funny thing in my au, i had stormfront actively tried sabotaging shit.
yeah i think if she had been Aware of Marie being made she would've fucked with it, so she must've been busy
YEAH. SHE SEEMS LIKE THE TYPE.
she's pretty old so she understands a long game
nazis cannot handle being the most specialist
i was curious why stan let her do what she wanted
handle *NOT being
since he didn't like her
she must have had so many damn secrets
stormfront would have tried to murder marie
good thing sage & stormfront never crossed paths 
in the womb
LOLOLOL
i feel like sage would say something to her that would instantly destroy her ego and then stormfront would go on an unhinged rampage lmfao
instant ego death
stormfront then gets put down by a very confused homelander.
god is homelander sage's only emotional support right now. everyone is in so much trouble
looking back at season 2, homelander was always on the fucking verge of killing stormfront
YEAH ON MY REWATCH I REALIZED HE... DIDNT LIKE HER LOL
she was an amusing Thing like Firecracker
very noisy one that was always bossing him around and saying nazi shit to his kid
HOW MANY TIMES DID HE THREATEN HER?
like he was nicer to maeve.
which is fucking weird to say.
VERY
he's nice to sage and they aren't even sexually involved. its funny how plain he is about how he feels about people lol
firecracker is like ough... uougn... i am harmed by the tit milk medication
he liked victoria.
and he's annoyed to even be hearing this why would he care!!
YEAH!!!
like at times, he gave victoria these little looks like a boy with a crush.
i feel like he does this with sage also! AND HE WANTED TO HARVEST MAEVE'S EGGS WHICH IS.... FLATTERING COMING FROM HIM. I GUESS.
he looks to sage for approval during certain scenes.
he wants a nice mommy BUT... she also has to be mean when appropriate (but not too mean ok)
tbh, he would probably be so upset if he learned sage lobotomized herself to fuck the deep.
like why self harm like that???
HE WOULD HATE TO LOSE YET ANOTHER REASONABLE WOMAN
SAGE, DON'T DO THAT. COME SIT AND WATCH COWBOY MOVIES WITH MEEEEE
MY PENIS HASN'T BEEN IN ANY FISH!
homelander just wants to rest his head on supple bosoms.
ITS TRUE... he and sage kind of have that in common honestly
craving a 'normal' life but also at least sub or FULLy conciously aware that you can never have that because of who you are
sage is gonna be off the RAILS
sage wanted to share her suite with godolkin.
sage is going to not care about anything and everyone is fucked.
i do hope season 5 works
gen v gave me hope
despite some hiccups here and there (i don't care about sam)
gen v managed to pull thru its issues!! i do hope that s5 is good and that ast season was just a writers strike last minute faceplant situation
they got hit by two different strikes.
it really felt like the writing fell back on old, horrible tropes
how many women died in season 5 for stupid plot points?
mallory, anika, other ashley, victoria
kimiko's character was assassinated
i hate the frenchie/kimiko ship
its so unnecessary. its in character i guess but kimiko can do better lol
they spent season 3 being "they're family. sometimes love isn't romantic."
then
t h a t
it was a terrible backsies
also felt like a huge spoiler since they boht die in the comic
ohhh its so much sadder if they're fuckin!!!
is it tho
i also didn't care about frenchie's arc in season 4. it was going over the same shit!!
yeah frenchie confesses he loves kimiko in the comics right before they died.
sorry, the FEMALE.
i hate garth ennis.
time to think of au things.
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this fucking dork vest.
oh boy can't wait for the castiel and sam winchester to be in season 5 of the boys.
that emoji is for the link
i do not care about the supernatural boys LOL
god i do hope they make a super hell joke of some kind tho
its insane that an angel pledged his love to a dude and went straight to hell
what a moment in time
super hell
dean being so no into it helped.
it was both gay and homophobic
SOMEHOW
au brain rn being what if doug!cipher was the parent to rabbit for a time.
but also i do love the idea of rabbit accidentally assimilating part of godolkin.
leaving her cells in him.
but also just
Doug lives to have a confusing relationship with the woman whom he helped raise.
omg i was thinking earlier how godolkin might take a more direct hand in raising rabbit but with zero interest in using his huge brain for childcare
godolkin lets doug 'free' to care for rabbit while he does science stuff
just pilots a science guy
maybe a 'disposable' one for dangerous experiments
dont wanna ruin a perfectly good twink he'll need that later
doug having moments of "i could escape" and then fear of wtf would happen to this little kid if i run?
(probably the easy bake oven.)
doug always trying to make things as normal and nice for rabbit as possible
maybe he makes up a little code word thats JUST between him and rabbit so she knows its really him. which i'm sure godolkin could find out about and use for NEFARIOUS PURPOSES if he wished
huge L for the godolkin actor i don't care about him at all LOL
I'D RATHER THINK ABOUT TOTALLY NORMAL VCR REPAIRMAN DOUG
YEAH
SAME
marie & jordan breaking up was sad but that isn't going to END THE WORLD like sage going thru a breakup
STILL STUCK ON IT. HOW DO U LOOK INTO BIG BROWN EYES AND DO ANYTHING TO HURT THEIR OWNER. TRULY INCOMPREHENSIBLE TO ME
doug being where rabbit gets her code name from. he called her a little bunny.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW
AAARRGHGHHH CLUTCHES MY HEART
JORDAN BREAKING UP WITH MARIE WAS SAD.
THATS WAS SO ROUGH. IT WAS THE RIGHT MOVE BUT ALSO HORRIBLE
MARIE IS SHATTERED
at least she has her sister with her
rabbit's front teeth came in, and with them a need to stim by gnawing.
godolkin thinking, wow, rat child. great. doug being she's not a rat. she's like a little rabbit.
her name is jackie. (rabbit's birth name being jacqueline) like a jack rabbit. haha. jack rabbit.
carries her around while godolkin simmers in the tube.
SIMMERS IN THE TUBE
doug is a diap changing professional
then rabbit fails to fix godolkin's body and is tossed away.
doug can't have nice things.
vague hope when he sees her alive and well when she starts making a career for herself.
then oh dear lord, HOMELANDER GO AWAY.
DON'T MARRY THAT MAN.
DOUG DOES NOT APPROVE!!!!!!!!!
rabbit depressed when she sees cipher is the dean of godolkin.
while she's carrying around her baby daughter while also dealing with her ex-husband who might as well be a fucking infant.
would be nice to have doug here to help a little
doug getting to hold rabbit's baby.
rabbit then being wow, you haven't aged much.
just poking at this 50 yr old man.
she then makes a twink death and dilf rebirth joke. followed by oh god, i have been around too many of these vought freaks!!
jkfhkjfhjkghjkg
goes outside to have a panic attack.
homelander's weird mommy and daddy issues have infected her.
weird pic of hamish what movie is THIS from 
grosskelly: it's from his new movie.
dude....
SELFIE AT MY DEATH SCENE.
alan and lou keep being 'make a hamish character in the sims'
but rn
i am in
like
femme sim mode
these are not all of the girls
but they're part of the rotation.
i noticed he looks sad here.
rewatching this scene. he's so detached.