Student: You sound just like a YouTuber I watch called Bricky.
Me: Okay.
Student: Also, you're built like a Gears of War character.
Me: [immediate collapse, seal laughter, crying]
Me: Okay.
Student: Also, you're built like a Gears of War character.
Me: [immediate collapse, seal laughter, crying]
I'm Gears of War swole.
A student submitted an advertisement analysis essay where AI wrote their ad for them and
It sent me places
Two seconds of looking told me it was AI, so literally the student never even looked at what he submitted.
It's an ad that says it's an analysis of an ad
The man's LONG FOREARM
The hands of the woman and the man holding bottles are the same
The text isn't "bad in this image" that's what it looks like orignally. It's not. Real text.
Everyone's eyes are closed.
The central man and woman's arms appear to merge where they touch
The woman's bottle appears to have two (??) different openings in the neck.
Why are the two people on the sides not also drinking refreshing Coca-Colas?
my favorite part. 
do you have to put up with this a lot? are students really that foolish?
haha. ha. ha.
I've never had a totally AI generated ad before.