#brainstew
The winter days are upon us.
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Father John Pruitt accidentally aborting a baby.
What a crap priest.
Wow, Padre looks fucking Rick Grimes level sweaty.
eli is snoring so loud
i can't focus on the erin and riley monologues.
hamish is a fucking sphynx cat
DUDE
DUDE, SHUT UP
first of all that dude needs to shut the fuck up second of all hamish has FOUR children????
stay off your wife pal!!!!
let her rest!!!
FOUR KIDS.
maybe his wife has a Thing
for breeding
shauntae you can't just SAY THINGS LIKE THAT
WHAT
GOOD LORD, SHE DIDN'T GET MUCH REST.
ITS RECENT
I HAS HALF KIDDING I FIGURE THEY WERE OLDER KIDS
2022!!!
the wife is like our age.
dude.
YOU MAY BE ON TO SOMETHING LMFAO
i guess its impossible to resist the seed of a catboy
KJSADLF
had a litter of cats
i made doug in the sims
first thing that happens to him when i put him in the game is he develops a deep fear of the dark
dumb fucking loser my GOD
LMFAO
i gave him a cat
naturally
aaaand he peed himself in public.
what the lord
he was out fishing
and didn't make it back to the toilet in time
can't fucking escape litter of kittens
glad i am never gonna meet this man
oh i'd just have to commit suicide on the spot
thankfully not a situation i ahve to worry about
"yeah, i made a sim based on your character from gen v. also made catboy jokes about you."
yep, death
instant death
i remember jeffrey dean morgan talking about people just telling him that they want him to shove the baseball bat from twd up their holes.
like
in person
i won't even have to do anything if it happens, my brain will just stroke me out
oh my god
why would u do this thats a real person
ITS FUNNY TO JOKE BUT LIKE.
DON'T SAY THAT
THAT IS A REAL GUY U CANT SAY THAT
A MARRIED MAN
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eli: did you make a sim named doug?
me: yeah.
eli: did you give him a cat named buster?
me: yeah...
me: yeah.
eli: did you give him a cat named buster?
me: yeah...
THEY JUDGE ME
HE DESERVES A HAPPY ENDING
sir
grosskelly: imagine saying that to a stranger
eli how could u judge anyone for being nice to doug
he peed his pants
caught on fire
developed a fear of the dark
but at least his pirate day was okay...
grosskelly: i reminded eli that i have a homelander sim and they were oh god.
sounds like they're jealous tbh
they can't have their ocs kiss their blorbos.
keep thinking about catboy hamish
i am
this is evil
making characters i like in the sims to give them semi-decent lives
doug, you are a freak
WHO BEACHCOMBS LIKE THIS???
fucking weirdo
i made rabbit his roommate
dude
we are really doing this, huh
i want to be FREE
doug almost knocked up his neighbor
HE KNOCKED UP RABBIT???
fucking wicked whims
i'm scared to find out how things are going with my werewolf sim
how many kids will he have
since they all want his knot
the werewolf knot
i am not joking
this is what peak werewolf performance looks like.
doug....
me trying to resist repurchasing sims 4 whilst reading your incredible simventures
grosskelly: doug had a one night stand with rabbit and knocked her up.
they were roommates!!!
and they were roommates
FUCK
they fucked once
that is some powerful damn seed
doug is channeling hamish
hkadf
rabbit is going to need to move out
or her womb won't be safe
hjkfdshjk
i can't get over it
most cursed au: doug is dying and gets injected with v to save his life. he turns into a catboy. you're welcome ( 
)
)
SCREAMS
catboy doug
doug happy to be alive.
emma joking about giving him a maid outfit.
"he's a catboy! he needs the maid outfit."
jordan than saying, 'that's a femboy, emma.'
'same thing!'
let's stick the middle aged man in a maid costume.
au where cat pushed cipher into wearing a maid outfit.
godolkin just gives the hell up.
HJDSHGKJDSHGKJ
i did find fanart of one of hamish's characters dressed as a maid
so it's been STUCK IN MY HEAD
SHE ALREADY HAS A BABY IN HER FROM YOU, SIR
STOP IT.
i got him condoms
what am i going to name the baby...
KIT (BABY RABBIT)
OH MY GOD
kit
also like a kitten
I went with Araceli
to follow the trend of me giving rabbit's babies spanish names
HE KISSED HER RIGHT AFTER SHE GAVE BIRTH
that was cute
oh wow, the baby isn't pale as death
the heck
WHY IS THIS BABY SO JUDGEMENTAL LOOKING
the fricking babies my sims have had
i rolled sunny for her personality trait????
okay now she's cute
are you all okay, hamish fans?
HAMICEST
sims update: the game labeled rabbit and doug's relationship as wholesome.
i will ignore the screaming 'YOU MADE HIM HER FOSTER DAD IN THE AU'
so
the maid i got for this house sucks balls
i keep joking about murdering him and eli is DON'T
in the sis
sims
NOT REAL MURDER
adjusting wicked whims so my sims don't fuck every minute
maybe i should've made her hips less powerful
man. alan. he didn't mean to but he saw me playing sims and made a comment that me recoil in embarrassment at myself.
it was about how rabbit really gets around. and i just
I FELT MY WHOLE BODY FLUSH
he had wanted the doug sim to be with another of my sims. not rabbit.
but like i just
idk i was having fun
i told him he can be a backseat gamer sometimes. and i know he doesn't mean it.
he poked a soft spot on me i didn't know was there.
it is the time of year that my brother died. i made progress. i know i have. just... guess i can still get extra sensitive?
getting surprise triggered is the worst i hope u are takin it easy on yourself
also ain't nobody's business what goes on in your sims save but you!!!!!!
grosskelly: i don't tell him what to do with his pokemon!!!
i don't like that my brain has been LOL, BE UPSET at random stuff!
stares at the flood of knock off harry potter fanfic that is being published in trad pub.
fucking kill me.
WAIT, JKR USES ATHENA AS THE MASCOT FOR HER ANTI-TRANS FOUNDATION?
lol, fitting
since athena punished medusa for getting raped in her temple.
and was also punished arachne for being a better weaver.
athena was shit to other women.
I get it, guys. She protected Odysseus. He was her blorbo.
But she wasn't kind to women.
HOW DID YOU GET A SIX PACK???
DOUG???
i have him ride the bike a bunch
i went to add a sim to this save and i think i must have deleted her body preset because she lost her ass and titties.
i have fixed it
phew!!!
i hate that i can't change heights!!!
rabbit must be short!
grosskelly: the lady i fixed. 
i need my ladies THICC
Fucker has been eating nothing but cake
got the idiots married.
no longer living in sin.