no that sounds dangerous

Will there be free wifi on the quest

It’s fine I have sturdy shields and enchanted mail

With that and a quick wit and stout heart we can overcome any challenge

MadarFoxfire: yeah I can do a hotspot

I'm in!!

A dying man gave me a map with notes on how to find the mountain fortress of the fire wizards

Brimming with treasure and ancient magicks

yeah he was dying for a reason

I'm not going in there

But I figure we’ll work up to that and start by challenging Dennis the Warlock and his goblin warband

A family friendly adventure for all ages, levels 1-3

is there a chance we can unionize the goblins and turn them against him

bramblepatch: do you speak goblin?

quinn2win: I’ll put you down as a maybe

I can pantomime really well

and buy them drinks

Worth a shot

Oh, fuck Dennis

I'll hit him with this wooden sword I found in a chest

Yeah he’s a real piece of work

I dunno where he gets off

I'm prepared to offer healing as needed.

Can I come? I can cast magic missile three times a day and throw an infinite number of firebolts and also I learned to cook from a halfling chef

I do like firebolts

Being able to summon fire at will definitely seems like a useful ability for a traveling chef.

ooh ooh i speak goblin

i wanna help unionize dennis's goblins!!