The realization hit that Gold Ship is probably going to start calling 65% of her male friends/acquaintances her "twink squad"
I dont make the rules

Totally hosed if anyone ever apps with a bear Natural Soul

HAHAHHAHAHHA

skycrawler: bdhzjdjdjjdhchj HELP...

OK in-between putting out fires at work im thinking

Im thinking my wonderful little pony is going to just Crash Out hard

Like. Living out of a tent or abandoned car hard

Idk because Im addicted to misery

If anyone asks.
Shes Fine.
It's fine.

Hm. Sheryl can come scream YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER at her.

Ohoho

Im hitting up your open log as soon as I have time BTW o7

Once I get home from work

Other thoughts; still not fully sure what her Natural Soul's Deal Is.

Fun thing about the horrible yule zombie ghost horse, its folklore is nebulous and ill-difined

i think golshi's is as happy eating people as it is eating emotions but that might just be to indulge my constant need for vampirism like the 90s kid I am

pretty sure her natural soul is this pony skeleton i just saw outside an Italian restaurant

Chdhjdjckxjxjdjjfjslsj. THE TIMING???? HEEEELP

I ALSO NEED TO HIT UP SHERYL

I desire to have Dr. West screw with her more

sTOP SHOWING HER HOOFBEASTS....

d e n i e d

he shall teach her about horses

I legit want her to call soundy a twink

Woof ok I slept all weekend but ALIVE AGIAN
DOING THINGS AGAIN
mr_cynicalperson: shes going to end up kicking him one day jsyk
Sharkbyte: that day will come. Him and Five are the first twinks she became friends with

Her original twinkies (✿◡‿◡)

kick d e n i e d

now, where were we with you biology lessons with training

wait if in uma world normal horses don't exist does that mean mules and other horse crossbreeds/hybrids (if there are any idk) don't exist?

UNCLEAR.

Word of god has only been explicit that horses dont exist. Whether or not other equids do is up in the air

Further looking

Donkeys exist
Mules probably dont for obvious reasons

Zebras may or may not

The entire idea of a beast of burden might not really be much of a thing though given umas have always lived with humans so
There really wouldn't be much need for it

God what fascinating canon...

but if honse then how does one ride?

Camels still exist, ride those.

in uma world, honse ride u. /flees

Not everyone can camel tho!