I also have to give a speech and I'm like

WELL I hope this audience is cool with shit because I can't promise anything remotely typical of a usual wedding

Me, standing there like: don't say anything Hell or monster related (THANKFULLY it's my buddy who loves Halloween and lived with me for a while, so she knows how my shit goes but also)

The family of the groom is gunna be there and I ... DO NOT know how their vibes