Did I ever tell you that my wife made me watch keating: the musical on our honeymoon (in Australia)

i did not know that was a thing

(Speaking of ridiculous Aussie politics)

(“I’m going to do you slowly” has its own song obviously)

i'm sure i've linked the Slur Song before

It is a thing. I think it’s on YouTube, I’ll look later. XD

"In fact they explode" sir if you wanted people to stop laughing--

semen is no laughing matter

I've seen a recording of Keating! The Musical, its still wild to me that that exists