Um

ok sure, why not

This is the premise of a C horror flick

I mean we are already living a C horror flick / political thriller so...

RFK jr is going to catch that monkey and eat it live on TV

What really sells it for me is the monkey emoji in the notification

the most 2025 headline imaginable

so incredibly 2025. kinda hope the monkey has a good day, in a way? 🤷

I’m genuinely curious what experiment necessitated infecting a monkey with all those diseases at once?

trying to find out if Three Stooges Syndrome is real?

TwiceBlessed: That is also a very good question.

sure why not