noelle in the room over: what the stocking stuffer is going on over there
gag tag. he's delirious from the icefall lake failure in my mind
A Very Concerning Campaign Ad 
...Yep getting Flowey a blanket to be swaddled in holy smokes he really didn't do too well with the Icefall Lake D:
"what did Umbreon do to so terrorize this poor Sunkern"
LMAOOOO
Flowey scares the shit out of Bottlecap Bay, more at 3
putting this here from my plurk, the fact that chara's Lum and therefore on clinic rotational staff makes this extra funny
they have probably tended to flowey some during his stay, finished up and ducked away for a few minutes, and then sunkern brain blast
bullying him
the spooky reverb from chara and kris are sending
odile im crying
bullying him
What the fuck happened to Flowey did he get whacked
I trust him, Umbreon has my vote
FLOWEY YOU ARE CONDUCTING PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE THIS DOES NOT REFLECT WELL ON UMBREON
XDDDDD
i just know all of his big brothers (laios. akechi. emporio, emotionally if not age-wise. the UTDR humans in a nonbinary sense) are facepalming so hard right now.
he's losing grumpearl privileges for a week after this
Local twelve year old crashes out on extremely public discord call, more at 8
Parvati literally helped you with your roof you ungrateful little shit!! (With love)
flowey getting a week ban from the server and starts mass spamming everyone's dms to let him back in
girl whos only heard spacer's choice theme being forced to listen to evanescence
You know this IS funny considering I've been joking nonstop that Niles from 2 is what would happen to Parvati if she knew about MCR
Spacer's Choice don't got shit in Evanescence
oh i Absolutely have to do mine in person lmfao
slaps that down while wheezing
This fuckin guy 
emporio is sooooo.
HOWLS
SKJNFKJSNFKSJF...
SCREAM
ABA I'M IN TEARS
it's the heavy metal in her
[ everyone heard that. ]
please tell her she won
her and flowey should start a band
aba i love you so much
>LISTEN HERE U LITTLE SHIT
do you ever think about the poor grumpig bros
who canonically hear every single message on the network
because they're the ones serving as the server/network relay
today must have been a hilarious day for them
new mission: be annoying enough on the network that the mods send in the grumpig bro NPCs to cut you off -
worse the bros look back to when they had to replace Anasuis and find
a fun new threat
HELP NOT THE GRUMPIG BROS THROTTLING YOUR CONNECTION FOR NETWORK CRIMES
Waiting for Flowey and Impmon to both get IP banned
("IP" here meaning "Irritated pigs")
your ip (individual pearl) has been temporarily banned for 12 hours.
reasons: excessively disruptive on network
IRRITATED PIGS
Flowey is about to get numerous rules put in place for the network regarding psychological warfare
Nurse Chansey is absolutely bullying Impmon out of the building as soon as he shows up.
V:
Flowey I thank you this is the hardest I've laughed in a while
putting kris back in the blender with some ice..... maybe im not done giving them crises yet
i cant believe flowey is secretly asriel's college buddy
its even funnier imagining kris walking dejectedly away from noelle's room and then this happens immediately after
HJGHJGSDHJGF
roller coaster of emotions
kris: maybe this dumbass conversation with the funny seed guy will be a good distraction
I'm not sorry in the least
this is incredible
we're inventing new psychic attacks today on the grumpearl net
no this is actually just what Psychic is
whenever a Pokémon uses Psychic on someone this is what the feeling is like—
Hilariously, that means that it doesn't actually negatively affect Impmon and he's just being a drama queen because he's Like That.
Which, honestly, is so valid I want to keep it.
Which, honestly, is so valid I want to keep it.
the soul like "maybe this is a bad time i should do damage control" nope sorry that actually made this worse probably
the funniest possible conclusions are being made right here
dark types resistant to network bullshit is so funny actually can that be canon
Right?
It's amazing.
does that mean all the fighting types get blasted by it
Oh god
i vote absolutely to both
The Poison types just like >I am begging you to stop yelling I will actually die
they're all curled up on the ground in pain
the most horrible migraine in the world
tossed their grumpearls into the lake
when you connect to the pearlnet and get slammed with the most powerful meme of your life and instantly get knocked out
fighting and poison type shared weaknesses:
internet memes
dark types are immune to the power of memes. makes sense tbh
they are already familiar with these methods
someone tags on a single
at the end of an exchange and pokemon start getting KO'd
gunat the end of an exchange and pokemon start getting KO'd
they're immune because they've already marinated in the worst the internet has to offer and none of this phases them
THE GUN EMOJI PSYCHIC ATTACK
im fucking crying
Dr Dedenne and the Grumpig brothers brainstorming Grumpearls: what could go wrong? c:
"It's the ability to instantly communicate with anybody on the network! Nobody would ever weaponize this to do harm or bad things"
offworlders ruining everything
we've invented the spread damage psychic move— oh this is just expanding force isn't it
Actually, yeah, the type effectiveness does make this funnier. If only because this means that Cedric's dramatic response was entirely on principle instead of actually hurting his head XD
Cedric 🤝 Impmon
"This doesn't actually hurt it just pisses me off"
"This doesn't actually hurt it just pisses me off"
I like to think anyone who hasn't responded is either
1: smart and not engaging
2: threw their grumpearl into the lake
3: knocked out cold on the ground wherever they are due to type mismatch and or bad sdef+HP combo
1: smart and not engaging
2: threw their grumpearl into the lake
3: knocked out cold on the ground wherever they are due to type mismatch and or bad sdef+HP combo
there has been so much yelling and so much nonsense from multiple parties here
Half the game's just faceplanted into the ground
This is what Dolly's mental image of the entire Flowey Pearl Message chaos:
I Am The Lizard Queen! (The Simpsons)
I Am The Lizard Queen! (The Simpsons)
i mean it being a psychic attack really just fits in when archnemon just goes full on /YOU CAN FEEL HER BEING ANNOYED AT YOU
though this post in it's Entirety really also
flowey breaks the internet
this is the dumbest possible post to have cast drama in and im living for it
i am Thriving
stares at hands........ might toss something at flowey's inbox in a bit
on the bright side they ?????? do NOT have the capacity to process him using their brother's cringe oc's name rn so theyre just not gonna think about that one at all for awhile
kris compartamentalizing that one for later!
theyre so good at ignoring all of their problems its going in the Problem Hole That They Don't Talk About Ever
Y'know where we put all the problems we're not gonna deal with right now? That's right, they go in the square hole!
right next to the childhood trauma and the secret villain plot
how much sibling drama/issues can we fit in one game
i very much did not expect it to go this way but thats the joy of rp
i will eagerly await a message in flowey's inbox
plonks this gently onto ur lap
oho
happy deltarune anniversary!!!!!!! its time for CAST DRAMA
7 years since tricky tony was like "download this weird scary program right now" and we were like "ok sir whatever you say"
HJGHGJSDJHFSDG god. real.
what a wild thing to release on fucking halloween actually
honestly I kept expecting a jumpscare or something edgy like the Halloween hack
the eyes of the first part of the dark world at least were fittingly atmospheric
and then we got field of hopes and dreams
looking at this thread again "doesnt chara also know about the soul" look its fine if chara knows, they dont know why they feel this way but clearly they can be trusted with this and not flowey
they do and I'll be doing a quick reply in in a moment
i assume at some point during/after their first meeting once kris figured out they were a haunted mask that was also a pokemon they took a moment to say hey dont fucking tell anyone about this
at least chara isnt broadcasting their secret to the whole bay
soul, presumably: i still remember that omega flowey fight you little asshole
CRYING yeah that too
oops! another secret flowey has leaked to everyone.
the soul's opinion of flowey is "funny little guy! also a bastard"
Parvati's gonna see Flowey later, keep the shit she's heard to herself, and then ask reaaaaal quiet what the fuck that thing he brain blasted her with was because it went kind of hard.
sorry parvati for all the swears emporio gave flowey to weaponize
well
technically he had no idea this would happen, but really, HE SHOULDA KNOWN!!
well
technically he had no idea this would happen, but really, HE SHOULDA KNOWN!!
You think her concern is SWEARS?? In HER space economy? She's got two of the most foul mouthed friends in the galaxy and one of them is a priest. She wants to know what Bring Me To Life by Evanescence is.
But also Emporio... yeah typical 12 year old behaviour
no his concern is Flowey deciding the best use of swears is to belt all 20 at top volume to burst your eardrums-
he lived in a floridian womens prison swears as a concept are fine-
honestly so funny to me that flowey is how he learns what being 12 should (???) have been like tho
Emporio's cool with swears and lesbians, taking notes taking notes
hell yeah he is -flashes finger guns-