My characters' view of "attractiveness" is weird

But I shall navigate it

do you think the binghes would find each other attractive

maybe in a hatefuck way

"why are you like this you drive me insane" qi deviates on the spot

ucchuu: I think black lotus lbh would be like. "Objectively he's hot because I'm hot but that just makes me want to rip his face off"

Like would be hit it? Yes. He would also be mad about it

something something when your hammer is that big everything is a nail

LMFAO

my favorite character sexualities are "yes" and "yes, but watch out!

god tho. Eichi just has an actual type(artistic, swimmers bodies, effeminate, around his age)

Then I've got DK who's type is "big beautiful monsters but humans can look nice sometimes too"

he doesn't like corruption but monsters who are naturally monstrous he's like

Mithra also is monster-sexual but he's not even rly sexual about it. He's just picky about his monsters. Getting mad when Ozzy turns into a hydra bcuz he thinks the way he just grows heads randomly don't look cool enough

(also its ozzy, he could do it perfectly and Mithra would just be mad its ozzy)

He can objectively realize someone is beautiful but he is not impressed by beauty. Tiletta was beautiful but he was like "she was always half naked and feral i guess"

if/when i play zenos he also does not care at all about beauty except in strength. You cannot seduce him, he just gets hyperfixated on people who can kick his ass

yes but watch out 😂

Watch out!!!! (they're violence perverts)

Zenos boba

anyways i barely go here but i love zenos

LMAO real tho, zenos is great

i just love weirdos who get fixated on people who are not happy to be fixated on

me too. i love luo binghe--

xD

also read erha--- (this is once again me laughing at statements that apply to mo ran)

honestly i think a lot of danmeis be like this

which is why im hooked rn

ya boy loves obsession

legit. it's on my to do list at least~

god reminder to self to find the whole qi deviation = obsession conversation i had earlier with someone

i know i just am laughing about "every time deca says a character trait it applies to mo ran"

every damn time

tho i guess mo ran will not fuck Anyone. that's not a character trait that applies

wait

no im sorry i forgot he's a slut.

LOL

he will fuck anyone he's just very insistent about only being in love with one guy

I feel like I once recced Erha to Deca for exactly the reason of Mo Ran's everything being Deca bait

LMAOOOO i have

a type

pretty, terrible

wrt the actual top-level, yes Valor thought Hades was hot. he thought he was hot even in 4th wall when they weren't amnesia'd.

LMAO

Unfortunately Hades pre-amnesia was very aware he was hot and it made him more insufferable(affectionate)

speaking of weird obsessive guys who are terrible and would fuck anything, there's Foreign God from Ennead (we still dont have a fucking name for him)

Hades less hot than Hiroto due to being softer, but eye candy is eye candy

that's so real. Hades is a puppy man who is struggling to figure out The Rules but Hiroto knows the rules and has decided they do not apply to him

ucchuu: LMAO isn't he like a main character??? like antagonist-style but still shows up in person numerous times

i say as if i don't also love making a bitch be named "i don't have a name"

HE'S BASICALLY A MAIN LOVE INTEREST AT THIS POINT

he has a whole arc with seth and everything and we're still like "yeah we don't know who this guy actually is"

LMAOOOOO

i assume he's a greek god because of egypt's connection to rome/greece but lol lmao

the second season just ended and we still dont know this guy's fucking name

Would make sense. I know Dionysus was known for his travels so

if he's Straight Up Zeus im going to die

lmaooo i mean that's in line with "terrible, also horny"

i want season 3 to be "and then egypt goes to war with greece for some insane ass reason" so prays

/rome

same bitch

lmao, whichever it is at any given point

[staring at the camera] for svs. no

LMAOOOO

and therein lies the problem

smh pidw is sj's fault for not fucking his student (for legal reasons this is a joke)

LOLLL

yes, I'm also joking ftr if anyone is unsure, lbh being insane about his teacher not wanting to fuck him is the problem

HOWEVER

it is funny

it's a very funny joke (i would get arrested on twitter)

AND THEREIN LIES THE PROBLEM!!!!!