guys help, this Xichen Mingjue thread hurts in the best possible way

My feelings for these two and their sloppy, messy, complicated relationship know no bounds

< Hakkai relating to Golden Cheese Cookie about how they are being brought here royally screws over the state of their home worlds. But hey! at least time doesn't work linearly here, right? so they have no need to worry about it! .... right?

< Aaawww! Mingjue has attained character development!

< Zoe: But what about TV?!
Hakkai: Well, considering my most recent job, TV wasn't much of an option as well as the current state of my world

< Go go Rinku! You can do it! Hakkai believes in you!

Mingjue < Huh. Actually. He's a bit overdramatic, but Wolfram actually seems pretty sick.... You okay there, buddy?

< Tsutomu... why do you continue to lie to him? he can literally hear your thoughts. you're only making him disappointed in you

Whispers of the Frozen Wind - Cold Mountain Ambience/immediately adds this to my Mingjue playlist