feels like cheating

Loises exempt from answering bc lol

objectively handsome, would paint

something about that face does seem to attract, yes

He's got a great face! What a cutie.

might attract a crowbar

might attract a fist

might attract a lot of things, really

that's how you show attraction right

...you know, you've got me there

superbat is a good combo any way you slice it so

it is

it's funny bc I was just saying in another plurk that while I tend to default characters to bi unless given a reason not to, Clark really does strike me as the most supportive straight ally in existence

but that in no way contradicts that superbat is a good ship very nice

I mean I would hope he is since jon is bi

WELL YES BUT EVEN BEFORE JON CAME OUT

almost TOO pretty

(sorry was this character opinions or personal ones)

Ottergirl: yes

yes, absolutely, and she's secretly drawn to the boy scout hero thing because she admires it

Demon queen and boy scout what a contrast

100% this meme

Oh absolutely

I have also used that meme for Lois and Clark so it tracks

follows with otter as a yes, though most my roster of characters would likewise agree. actionable? to at least one of them lmao, sure, but more "yeah that sure is a good looking person, nice"

As I have mentioned elsewhere, Clark thinks he is merely above average in attractiveness so he's flattered every time someone thinks he's hot

"above average"

HE THINKS HE'S BEING VERY HONEST AND PATS HIMSELF ON THE BACK FOR NOT BEING UNNECESSARILY MODEST. IT'S VERY BIG OF HIM TO ADMIT TO ABOVE AVERAGE ACTUALLY.

what if illyana bonks him with her sword

Hey ow

he really truly believes Lois is The Hot One in their relationship (it's both of them)

it's definitely both of them

that movie truly is a thirst trap for bisexuals

Clark you're being humble and accept you're more than above average in attractiveness even when you're playing mop head journalist and that was annoying when Lois let herself face that fact

that's the funny thing, that he's genuinely not trying to be humble!

I know he had this conversation in a meme texting thread and he was like doubt.jpg

hahaha y'all that's what makes it cute, it's what he actually thinks

Gary thinks Lex is hotter, but he's very aware that's a personal problem

LMAO I thought that was going to be "personal preference"

lmao gary

LMAO

he'd rank Lois first tho. Lois scares him the most

(this is why it's a problem)

that's valid

i appreciate that it's on a scale of who scares him most

Midge finds him hot too.