no

GOOD

zyl thinks he's a good looking guy! maybe a bit too rugged to be his type, though

One day Vash needs to meet Shen Wei, somehow!

zyl has his ghost popping up on Samhain night! maybe they could meet earlier before Vash is drunk and passed out....

Ha. Haha. No.

tinwateringcan: Before he's passed out he's having a breakdown from the flood, and he's been drunk for a week because of it. There will just have to be another ghost event at some point! Or a visit/4th wall kind of thing.

quantumvelvet: Awww. He thinks she's very pretty! In that sharpened blade kind of way.

aww, yeah, extremely valid

he is willing to show off pictures if vash ever asks, too

tinwateringcan: Especially after this event, I think there should be a lot of picture sharing, yes! Vash will definitely ask.

for sure!!

She would concede under truth serum that he's decent looking, but she's not the 'opposites attract' type, so the major personality conflicts are a big turn-off for her.

quantumvelvet: Oh for sure. He's not attracted TO her in the slightest. Even if he wasn't basically married to a dead guy, she'd hurt him! He just likes looking, and she's certainly attractive.

this is extremely questionable

kermitkin: There's a ratfuck little Punisher in here too, who is also not attractive, so.

that one's got nice eyes though I guess. for a ratfuck

kermitkin: stop fucking saying that

heeeee will not

heeeee will find himself face first in a sand dune if heeee tries

tsundere ass

he doesn't know what that means, but it better be an insult and not real talking about his ass!

neither one of them has a butt

Major character design flaw, because none of the design team ever spent much time walking on uneven ground, and especially uphill.

time to... employ..... ass headcanon......?????

I live for headcanon! Wolfwood's a toothpick from the waist down because that's just how the drugs + surgeries worked. All his meat went into his chest and shoulders and arms.

(there's no excuse for the loafers though)

WHEEZES

at least socks my guy

Ethan unfortunately finds 99% of men attractive, he has a problem. Varker how ever thinks that while Vash has a nice face, the rest of him 1. isn't his thing and 2. could not deal with essentially dating himself even if before everything probably would have made jokes about doing so.

BBitsaboi: Psst, over here

crying

And Vash doesn't know Ethan, sorry, but Varker is 0% attractive. Not that he would ever bring it up, because how do you tell the snippy lizard-skinned guy that he's not pretty because of his spirit and not because of his face?

he would be offended either way honestly you cant win there Vash.

Right? Best to not even try.

Vash is just the right level of disaster to do it for Gojyo, but I think he's a little too rugged for his taste.
Sebastian: absolutely not. It has nothing to do with Vash shooting him, and everything to do with /gestures at Vash

narrowmybed: Having met both Armand and Hakkai, yeah, that tracks.

and for Sebastian? It's mutual. All of it.

John: Vash is a very aesthetically nice looking person
Vincent: No
Saga: Seems nice enough but haven't met him; presence counts for a lot
Jinu: nope.
Wiktor: he's fine

Norton thinks Vash is hot but that he really needs to do something about his hair. Like a haircut. And maybe a lot of pomade.

Blackletter: He's got so much gel in his hair already ahahahaa

And he likes this haircut! He's had this haircut since he was a kid!

StampVash should be forced to say so since it's HIM, but also the self-hatred

draiol: So much self hatred, yeah.

joke it awaaay

Iris thought he was friend shaped

Aerith does not but think he tries hard, Sokie no, Oscar no

no, but they DO think he'd probably be fun to psychologically torment, if that counts for anything

.....not that they would. they're mostly retired from being evil. mostly.

Against his own better judgment, Yep. And it drives Wolfwood right up the wall. But we already knew this. XD

no :/