Crow Witch
3 days ago
Let this be your annual Halloween reminder that no one likes your kids enough to give them free edibles.
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Pipkin
3 days ago
100%
space dragons
3 days ago
But if you are the person handing out free edibles, pls let me know so I can confiscate it.
Pipkin
3 days ago
there was already a nextdoor post bc someone's kid brought Trolii edibles to school and everyone was all up in arms about 'omg the company should sue someone using their logo for DRUGS' and the rest of us going 'uh no they're official, Trolii makes them'
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space dragons
3 days ago
Trolli makes edibles?!
Pipkin
3 days ago
and one person freaking out that they were going to have to check the bags of gummi worms they got at the 7-11, and people going 'you can only get them at a dispensary they won't be on the shelf at the 7-11'
Pipkin
3 days ago
apparently so!
Pipkin
3 days ago
and being fair - I don't blame this kid at all, I blame their folks for not keeping this stuff locked up
Pipkin
3 days ago
(the woman who made the post 'rushed her kid to the emergency room' because she ate 'like five of them and felt weird')
space dragons
3 days ago
I imagine she would lmao
Pipkin
3 days ago
but anyway, no, nobody's giving your kids free edibles in their trick or treat candy
space dragons
3 days ago
apparently Wonka also makes edibles
Crow Witch
3 days ago
golden ticket indeed
space dragons
3 days ago
I'm not worried about anyone giving them to my kids, I just want to try them
Pipkin
3 days ago
(and now I'm just looking for the 'tried slipping some nighttime CBD gummies into the trick or treat buckets and the kids laughed at me for not having real weed' tweet)
rofl
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