follow-up from them: why

Sam? Absolutely not. Mariner? Sure, in a looking-from-afar kind of way!

Sam is not Hakkai's type as much as he appreciates the willingness to shoot him in defense of Armand!

the Knight confuses him very much

Arthur certainly could be but they're both a little too standoffish to click properly

(Zhao Yunlan didn't get the chance to get to know Mariner but would have thought she was very attractive, as he likes badasses)

Jesus still has a crush on Sam. Might consider going back to therapy just to ogle him.

shadow's fist is magnetically attracted to sonic's face ✌️

in theory ashton would find sam moderately attractive, but 'therapist' activates their fight/flight response and 'cowboy' takes off a lot of points regardless
arthur... as far as aesthetic attractiveness goes, they're ambivalent. as far as anything else goes: 1. married to a mental health professional 2. john's. these cancel out any potential attraction

Sokie would admit that Arthur dresses well and also loves the fluffy hair. Sam is the rugged and also smart that has her groan because that's so hot but her therapist
Aerith does not because age
Oscar is sweating privately about Sam and Arthur
Ghost is baby

John:
-ghost is kiddo
-Arthur is Arthur
-Sam is his therapist. Would absolutely go for it otherwise.
- Scarlet will like Randolph as soon as I tag him : )

Saga:
- ghost is one of the barge teenagers in her book
- Arthur is Arthur (that's her brother, in her own head)
- need to throw her at Sam cause she was into that

Vincent:
- ghost is intriguing but no
- Arthur is a bastard bestie
- Sam would be good for him but currently avoid (unless Oscar gets him set up to go see him UGH new warden)

Jinu views ghost like another Sussie, Arthur is A Guy He Works For
Wiktor is intrigued by Sam as a Real Life Cowboy, and adores Ghost but not like that; hasn't met Arthur

everyone: that's a baby
ghost: [i'm older than all of you]

Saga points mostly to the teenage gremlin vibes you got, little man

and John snorts cause, no.

yeah Ghost has big kid vibes regardless of age: Gonou agrees

ghost has baby energy. it's terminal. it's tragic and incurable

Armand refuses to get over the cowboy thing

he gets pick up rights

Nancy thinks Ghost is neat, but isn't attractive, because the height and fish-out-of-water factor makes them (unfairly) read as a baby. She would've probably found Mariner hot if they'd met.

there's some insanely cool art of Ghost out there but all of it is extremely Bug