organizations or countries

good: Bowser's army

bad: Dokapon Kingdom

shocker has free health insurance, but you are very likely to wake up as an insect themed monster of the week as your co-pay

Umbrella Corp: really bad

they've got plan options but it's like, you pay $200/mo for the $6000 deductible or $100/mo for the $12,000 deductible, BUT, if you choose the 12k deductible option then it's HSA eligible! what a deal!

Speedwagon Foundation has fantastic health insurance

yeah

Aperture Science doesn't have an insurance policy

if you die you die

controversially

good: Arquebus

if you have basically any problem

they will authorize human augmentation surgery

they probably cover like 5% of the cost but by Armored Core Setting standards that's pretty good

The Beasts Templar have GREAT health insurance

in that

They fill you with unholy vitality

So that dying is both really hard and also the least of your problems

Can Curse Eaters even get the flu?

probably not often

Nightmare Corp from Yes Precure 5 canonically has garbage benefits

Bowser's army has a whole bespoke hospital for concussions caused by a guy jumping on your head

there's one instance in all of mario of a bad guy who's sick when you fight it

and it's in a game where Fawful has taken over Bowser's army

Bowser lets you have time off for that shit

There's a special workman's comp for injuries caused by bowser himself

He knows what he is

Maverick Hunters: It's complicated.

get hurt in the line of duty? no issue, we got an entire line of Lifesaver Reploids dedicated to your functionality

Get the Maverick Virus? get terminated

physical health care over mental health care is probs not the best solution here

I think it's canon Dedede is on par with Bowser for treating his minions well

Team Rocket: Anime: No health insurance because Jesse and James singlehandedly run through the entire funds, Games: on part with actual mafia - the informal type where loyal minions get taken care of if they're injured while in the line of duty