3pm: get home. Toss my backpack on the floor of my room. Forget about it. Nap

1am: wake up. Go to the bathroom. Step on backpack on the way back to bed and feel something squish underfoot

“That was probably my water bottle. I might have just leaked a few drops but I’m too tired to care”

Oh no. D:

5:30am: pick up hoodie off the floor (I’m messy okay?) and start to put it on

Sniff sniff what’s that smell? Is that.....vinegar? How would vinegar have gotten on my hoodie?

Flashback

2:30pm: buy a single serving bottle of wine to have with dinner, then forget about it

My backpack, my hoodie, and several pairs of pants are now SOAKED with cheap red wine

And I’m noticing 3 minutes before I leave

I got everything into a sink and only a little bit reached the carpet but

God dammit

The hoodie was dark gray and pants were black so I’m not TOO worried about staining but goddammit

ooooh no

oh that sucks

It’ll have to wait until tonight to be dealt with though

You did not drink.... wine