It sounds like its because we're having a Halloween party but 1. Only three people botgered dressing up, 2. Its not a party as much as it's just ordering pizza (two hours after our normal lunch break so the kid's not eating for A WHILE), and 3. Surely the kid's SCHOOL would be doing something way more fun for Halloween???

I dont understand the logic here, why bring your kid to a dirtyass warehouse where they have no friends, half the employees don't speak English, and all the adults are too busy to interact with them

Also when management buys us lunch it's only factoring in the employees, not random family members????? Since its just pizza it might not be a problem (as long as the assholes on the packing floor don't take more than two slices AGAIN) but you can't just assume that your offspring will be provided for

They're just sitting around they office bored and driving me insane because they won't stop tapping their fucking feet and snapping their fucking fingers. It's a misophonia nightmare DON'T BRING YOUR KIDS TO WORK

NOW THEY'RE WATCHING THE FUCKING JIM CARREY GRINCH????? IT'S LITERALLY HALLOWEEN????????

Oh good and now the kid won't stop sniffling THERE ARE TISSUES A FOOT AND A HALF TO YOUR LEFT FOR FUCKS SAKE AND STOP TAPPING YOUR FEET

i absolutely hate it when people bring their kids into my space jesus christ