casey is going to SCREAM lmfao

Was going to just inbox it at Leo then went "Nah this is funnier"

Casey going to scream? Tello going to murder

LOOK CASE

HE PROMISED HE WASN'T GOING TO FIST FIGHT HIM

Instead he'll just go 'fuck I don't know how this world works /alerts the squad'

IS THIS PUBLIC LMFAOOOO

Oh yeah it is

hilariously, Tello doesn't care if people he doesn't know think he's an asshole.

cackling in my chair

It's putting his health on blast that he'll be pissed about.

Raph's just like I GOT NOBODY ELSE OTHER THAN CASE AND LEO and this FUCKER IS GOING TO MAKE CASEY IMPLODE /gets backup

It's like "You can call me stupid and an asshole, but jesus fuck that's private"

tiny leo waking up fron his extended nap, lifts sunglasses: somebody hear smth?

Feud with tiny Leo over, new feud with tiny Raph.

leo wins by doing nothing

"HIPPA doesn't exist here, bitch"

Leo wondering why every turtle is fucking messy as fuck
(which leo?? yes)

"Good thing, neither does the Geneva Convention"

Geneva? never heard of her

Geneva Convention? More like Geneva Suggestion!

leo, somewhere hearing that: no

raph: casey why are you trying to put armor and field generators on me
casey, nervously looking around: dont worry about it

Tello: just a little torture, teeny bit.

Tello: I won't kill him... maybe make him wish he was dead...

Also opens it up for interactions from people who aren't in the clan but WEEEEE

What Did Canada Do?? #shorts #funny #canada #wolves ...

^ Tello

april awake approximately 2.5 hours and is like why the fuck did you think itwas a good idea to air out her family's dirty laundry

but she's been in a coma for 2 months so she's just not gonna get into that lmao

omg Bucky

Mysty is cackling in the distance and released da bucky

At the rate this is going Raph's just going to be like fine fuck it let him die I don't fucking care anymore

finally /tello voice

oh but youre not ~family~ to him april dont worry about it

April is special exception.

because she will actually murder him.

she sure will

yeah i saw this and was like "WELP, BUCKY GOTTA LEARN THE INTERNET SOME TIME"

See, April will murk him. None of you assholes would dare

If it gets April going DONNIE WTF and helps him then it was worth it

oh yeah

make no mistake she's mad at raph, but her big takeaway is "what do you mean it's been months and he's STILL SICK"

Raph also has NO idea about the blood stuff that Case was doing

because its private.......

i apologize for bucky he did his best lol

Hahaha, no it's fine; I left it public so people who aren't just the turtle crew could jump in on it

bucky is sort of sleeping on donnie's couch at the moment as a...very feral pet, and...yeah lol

cackles

DUDE, HE GAVE YOU HIS ROOM BUCKY

are... are they fighting over the couch

he's helping! he's barking at anyone who wants to intrude!

what if,,, there was only one couch

new what if there was one bed meta

honestly i assume bucky at least mostly tries to hide curled up in a corner like usual

lures him out with grilled cheeses

That gets 'em every time

but yeah donnie has a barking, protective cyborg dog in the house now who's been taking all those "you should make decisions for yourself" lessons REALLY intently

and now some little red bitch is saying no

BARK BARK

at least it's just barking

for now

he'll apologize to little raph later :v

Hahaha

awww raph

I can't even read the entry, I'm just going from osmosis in these plurks and yikes

do u want to keep the follow-up there or inbox?

Oh it's bad, Car hahaha

Whatever you prefer, Akai - I'm down for either!

i can keep it there for timeline's sake

Works for me

Indilee: And you want me to come join the drama dumpster fire why?

Give him an actual brother he's the man out of the group and is feeling it hard

If it hadn't been five hundred years since i watched it I'd make his life suffering with my 2k3 Mikey

Oh man your 03 Mike is so good though

I haven't touched him in YEARS

more mikeys more fans flamed more return on drama investment

This is going so badly haha

i feel bad for him lmao

So badly

He's just like ...cool, okay. Bye.

You are such a fucking asshole Tello

he is.

the fact that Tello being an ass makes Raph leave the lair is just, ooough boy

He already feels like an outsider as it is and a whole combination of stuff just solidifies that so he's like nope.

He'd do a parting shot of 'at least i treat them better than you' but yeah he's not sticking around

/pats him

caseys gonna cry

(like thats hard)

Raph'll apologize to him later

like, it's amusing the me the guy who doesn't live at the lair is the straw that broke Raph's back.

This is what he gets for caring

jkkgf buddy...

He knows his luck

Tello: Wow, somebody in this damned family can learn.

Wow

Really, Tello? Right after telling him you're not family? Suuuure

Hypocrite

He knows, he doesn't care.

Figures

life is a lot easier when you fon't care

*don't

I feel bad for Casey but Raph wouldn't stay