Morgana - Darkwing
i'd like to think if i have a ducksona, it's in that audience.
Morgana - Darkwing
And a young man watching the stream gets inspired - the Sheep, Baaaaz Lhurhman!
also, the Pokemon Meme will likely go up tomorrow
Hollyberry - Maria
this is a LOT of headcanon-guessing, but until the game proves otherwise, it's what I'm sticking with.
Morgana - Darkwing
fans taking their downs, scribbling, then putting them back up with OTP, MORGWING
oh, the Laby TDM just arrived... might hit that up later today, once more people tag it. i hate being first, lmao
Morgana - Darkwing
This is
so dumb and
so adorable, i can't handle it. which pretty much describes the relationship.
Hollyberry - Maria
Going on with the headcanon of certain Cookies being literally self made orphans, I believe that all of the Ancient Heroes were of this way - which is why they tried to make their own kingdoms. their own families.
Golden Cheese - Chipp
I love playing characters that are Good In Annoying Ways, like YOU WILL TAKE PRIDE AND LOVE IN YOUR ACTIONS OR SO HELP ME GOD
CRIES ABOUT THIS HEADCANON
It's why I also think (meemaw fucking the dragon gag aside) that Royalberry doesn't have an actual dad, that HB just used her own dough. She wanted a child, but didn't want to wait around to find a father - and that mindset can probably apply a lot to other Cookies. Might be why DC doesn't have a wife either.
Yeah honestly all that makes SENSE.
Morgana - Darkwing
I do think Morgana weighs about as much as a wet noodle, like most ducks in this series.
Hollyberry - Pitaya
THIS IS THE KIND OF BEAUTY AND THE BEAST/MONSTERFUCK TROPE THAT I LONG FOR.
MUSIC SOOTHING THE SAVAGE BEAST
YEEESSS GIMME THAT GOOD GOOD SHIT
THE BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS TAMING THE SAVAGE DRAGON WITH THE POWER OF SONG, TRUE LOVE and maybe whisky
"um they were cursed maybe go easy on the ass-kicking"
"no it's fine they want it"
Morgana - Darkwing
if this winds up being the last morgwing thread of the year, I will be satisfied because gods this is so cute.
Morgana - Darkwing
Debating if I want the demons to make one more strike or remain down for the count, hm.
Noire - Ferdinand
At one point, I did consider picking up Bernie. There are actually a lot of 3H i considered at one point, but just never did.
Noire - Owain
THAT FIRST LINE MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD MY NOSE HURTS FROM SNORTING
Morgana - Darkwing
I'm picturing those little kid shows where kids go "look out behind youuuuu!"
Morgana - Darkwing
I'm picturing Darkwing just keeping his foot on the demon's face as they flail, he does not have time for these shenanigans!
Morgana - Darkwing
Goosetube recommends this five hour video of "exploring the mythos of the Darkwing Duck concerts"
Morgana - Darkwing
Ewan MacWebber. I hate you.
Noire - Owain
Awwww. For something that had such dorky (but still good) songs, this is surprisingly sweet. lil heart melt.
[laby]
Darkwing - Luz
The fact that Luz is a kid is the only thing preventing DW from doing the 'hourglass shape' with his hands.

AC done!
[laby]
Darkwing - Luz
if i do choose him, I'm taking him from the cancelled Silvani comics run, and his wish was to get Morgana back.
Morgana - Darkwing
Goreo aside from Darkwing sitting up for half a second and going HEY, IF ANYONE'S HAVING HER BABIES, IT'S ME!.... WAIT - , think we should consider this wrapped?
Yes! Well, I could do one last punchline
Dawwwww. With all these wedding jokes, one day we might actually need to thread them getting hitched.
Thank you again for such a fun, adorable thread!
Bwahaha yeah, that could be something! And thank you too, it was a lot of fun!
Hollyberry - Pitaya
I can give a deeper explanation as to how Not!Christmas works in cookie world if need be, because yes, even THAT has crazy lore.
Goreo and I think we're good to wrap with the Noire/Owain thread too? that was just a sweet and perfect tag that I can't imagine what could be a better finisher.
the short version is, there is no Santa Claus, there is a two person team of trained cookies who ride magic trains to deliver christmas cookies, and there is in fact a whole school dedicated to this, with multiple trains and teams to cover the whole world
They still do it at night when Kid Cookies are asleep so it may be a secret to Cookiekind at large, they're kinda hand-wavey about that
such cookies include

Eggnog Cookie

Tiramisu Cookie

Stollen Cookie

Strawberry Cream Cookie, who is either half-fox/wolf or raised by them
CUTE.... I love Tony Tony Chopper I mean. Tiramisu Cookie
thanks for another delightful thread, and for potentially bringing back my Noire muse <3
Thank you!! I'm happy to thread with your Noire and honored if I helped revive her!
[laby]
Noire - Owain
Note to self, get invite after work.
[laby]
Darkwing - Gumshoe
I feel like this interaction is the sort of thing that could make universes implode.
also I can't screencap it but rest assured, Gore is taking back his crown as King of Gag Tags.
[laby] Darkwing - ... Darkwing

ya'll get the gist.
[laby]
Noire - Bakugo
Wind woke me up ._.
Hollyberry - Pitaya
I might make a post with her this month which is her officially showing off her human form.......... with her arm in a sling and just casually waving off everyone's VERY VALID concern
MAKE THEM FEEL WORSE COOL COOL COOL COOL
"Pitaya and I just got into one of our usual fights, is all ^_^"
downplaying it cause she knows they weren't in their right mind and dont want anyone mad at them!!!
i think thats the very first time i've seen a plurk emote in a thread, lol
[laby]
Noire - Owain
Either today or over the weekend i gotta lock-in and look up app schedules and all that jazz
made good progress on the Noire App. All that it needs really is for Noire's wish, which I'm having trouble choosing.
Della - Sora
The word "cowbell" was forever tarnished thanks to SNL.
[laby]
Darkwing - Luz
This is probably why I won't app DW - someone like him would be trying to 'solve' labyrinth and get heavily invested in plot stuff and... idk if I have that mental stamina lmao, but at least we can have some fun here
[laby]
Darkwing - Gumshoe
i know exactly what I'm setting up here.
[laby]
Noire - Owain
I think i figured out Noire
's wish, will try to finish the app tonight.
i also got a beauty and the beast gift today which is so very fitting and so very funny for that
All right, Laby app done and dropped, we'll see how it goes.
this fucking thread.
reminded of another song with fitting lyrics
"Even if we can't find heaven
I'll walk through hell with you"
Hollyberry - Octavia
Finally, a day i can sleep in -
my period: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER
hollyberry - Mira
Zoey meeting a Cookie would probably be super cute.
Noire - Zelda
made its own plurk announcing it, but i got accepted \o/
Darkwing - Puck
Yeah, just going to keep one character for Laby and it's Noire. Still, playing DW is fun, might throw him on memes and such.
whispers just get married
in one thread, ready to put a ring on her finger
In another, nearly ripped her fingers off
listen, the vows stated in sickness and in health, it didn't state how they got sick
COOKIES NEVER NEEDED THOSE EXTRA APPENDAGES ANYWAY
exactly, they're just evening it out as cookie jesus intended
the flour the salt and and the holy spirit
Mystic Flour and Silent Salt looking at Doughael like who's this motherfucker
SHE HAS PRANKED. ALL GLORY TO HER.
Della - Benedikta
Late-ish tags due to actually sleeping more (yay!) and car issues (less yay)
Darkwing - Gumshoe
Crash course. goddammit. doing one of those 'smiles so hard it hurts'.
Della - Azul
realizing the one up there with Azul should be malleus. bleb.

hmmmm... idk if i'll TL the event, nothing's braining. i'll give it another day, and if not, i'll just tag out and maybe maybe make a manta log later in the week.
Hollyberry - Pitaya
... now i'm picturing that scene in tangled with all the girls braiding up rapunzel's hair
he would let her braid his hair
"i'm not enjoying thissss." said as they wag their tail
wagging their tail and purring
damn, i might need to add this to my to-draw list
Golden Cheese - Cho
this thread is 99% headcanons at this point lmao
waiting for hollyberry to tell folques off if he starts to talk bad about pitaya
"Listen, I know Pitaya is a rude, stupid, arrogant, classless, hotheaded-"
" - ARE YOU GOING TO GET TO THE 'BUT' SsSSOOON?!"
"Not wrong, but ssstill rude."
Hollyberry - Foulques
alas, no need to defend husband today, lol
Hollyberry - Maria
"Why does everyone assume I stubbornly refused help and tried to do things on my own?" Says the woman famously known for refusing help and trying to do things on her own.
Golden Cheese - Cho
fighting for my life with these headcanons lmao
Noire - Shadow Milk
Oh no, this is cute.
basically the convo is Shadow Milk telling Noire a way to earn currency is by talking, doing good deeds, holding hands. Noire got flustered about holding hands, asking if that was worth more. Shadow Milk teased her, saying he wasn't sure. Noire pointed out she had friends here, so she could hold their hands, so it wouldn't be awkward -
But it made her wonder if, by that admission, Shadow Milk didn't have friends, and offered to hold his hand.
always beware, my chaotic gremlins have a way of winning you over...
Lena - Lucien
hoo boy
Golden Cheese - Leshy
And that above should also be a leshy, dang it
Noire - Owain
Somehow, threads with Gore always find a way to find at least one simp in there.
Darkwing - Gumshoe
One more Wedding Joke for the road.
Hollyberry - Pitaya
Say "I love you" without saying I love you.

Gore remains a national treasure.
Golden Cheese - Taiwan
That said, I
do ship her with Smoked Cheese, thanks to an artist i follow on bluesky.
Noire - Shadow Milk
And they were cottage-mates!

Av done!

AC done!
Hollyberry - Pitaya
just gunna. lay down here. don't mind me. uuuugh.