I do actually think it would be fun to rp a 2 month roadtrip but anyone i play will be insufferable in close quarters
So it's mostly just me trying to think of who would be insufferable(fun) vs insufferable(untenable)
I think I'm leaning RETRIBUTION but like. How bad would it be to have a very annoying psychic with a god complex in your bedroom and also your head probably
I also made a black lotus lbh account but I'm not gonna bring him since kaz already needed an au to bring shen jiu and he would be a pain to keep in close quarters on a normal day
The struggle is. Like RETRIBUTION would absolutely buy into the premise but idk if he has anyone he would care to change the fate of
I don't think it'd effect his willingness to play ball tho, he's just in if for a laugh
sj has a therapy dog and also lbh hasn't cut his limbs off yet he can withstand Bingge's presence if u wanna-
He would be better behaved if he has to sleep with like 3 other guys
maybe both. i could sustain rp for 2 months
I also probably will not get a job very quickly as i have yet to write my resume
Biggest issue with RETRIBUTION to me is how. extensively i would need to get everyone's permission to get in their brains and any mechanical bits they have and how insufferable he'd be if i don't LMAO
but he's honestly insufferable either way
god actually....... this liu qingge barely knows bingge and vice versa
It would be extremely funny for them to kiss
god that's true for Bingge lqg is fucking dead
found a real neat way to cheat death bingge it's called gay sex
Bingge setting out to ntr Shen Jiu for the second time
marrying qiu haitang was not enough we gotta go deeper
god that reminds me of kaz being like "someone called luo binghe/liu qingge a blackrom and i was so mad cause that was shen jiu's blackrom first"
Its ok we can be evil exes(we never dated)(still exes)
IT'D BE ONE THING IF THEY JUST CALLED IT A BLACKROM. THAT'S FINE. THEY CALLED THEM THE KINGS OF BLACKROM. THAT'S BULLSHIT
also i always love tagging retribution like, both of these choices i win so
I put in lbh but I'm gonna be good and not also do retribution this time for my own sake and also because lbh will cause enough problems on purpose
also he is capable of recognizing that it would be good and fun to suck up to folks he has to sleep with(not sexual)(unless...)
meanwhile retribution is simply the worst and would allow himself to be killed 500 times before even pretending to behave
I feel like lbh is also the sort to try to sleep in a different bed every night and he's 6'2" and needy
listen there's not enough beds for everyone! he's simply helping~!!!
SOMEONE will have to share
SOMEONE will, so why not him? Such a kind soul
some of my lbh icons are technically bingge icons so i can send you my icons if you want more icons

seems relevant
kids stop fighting in the rv