This is the most appropriate comment ever said about anyone

It sounds like Darin just rolled into town and suckerpunched a horse and this isn’t even met with overwhelming shock

It’s like “dude you just got here maybe take off your coat and say ‘hi’ before you go deck that Clydesdale”

tell me darin wouldn't tho

^^^

I’m so glad everyone pegs Darin as the type to fistfight a horse for no reason

Because he is

what did the horse do tho