"That black suit in your closet that you only wear to funerals"

"Person who won sixth place prize in bingo"

"Person who just bought toilet paper, only to find that there was none left in the supermarket restroom (based on a true story)"

"The owner of a cafe in an traditional Japanese house that is only open two days a week yet somehow never goes out of business"

Yesssss

"That janitor who cleans the escalator handrail by holding a cloth in place as the escalator moves"

"That one guy who holds up the sign showing the numbers of the players being substituted during a soccer game"

"Person who dressed to the nines for the first date in a long time with her long-distance boyfriend, but then got lost in the maze of constant construction at Shibuya Station"

"Person who can't open one of those plastic bags at the supermarket"

"Some random background character from Les Misérables"

"Person waiting for a friend to finish tying their shoes"

These are the best

"Western tourist in Japan"

"That one banner of Shōhei Ohtani eating an onigiri that's in front of every FamilyMart"

legendary event

I always forget mundane halloween exists and am delighted to rediscover it every time

Same!

"Person standing next to the principal at graduation (in charge of handing the principal the diplomas)"

Delightful

I love this

Damn, Ohtani Banner Guy nailed it.

the person lost in the construction maze is a mood

it's usually not that bad in taiwan but i've had to reorient and backtrack many times